Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond

"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.