Crumbl Cookies - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 4
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Published 2023-12-28
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All Comments (21)
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imagine everything you love about your grandmas cookies. now imagine a cookie with none of those qualities. that’s a crumbl cookie
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I somehow only now realized how on point Matteo's imitation of Nick is in all of those standup videos 🤣
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I work at crumbl and this is too funny for me. Yes, we make the dough every morning so it is always fresh. The amount of times people got mad that we didn’t sell the catering ones was overwhelming and we couldn’t do anything. Literally all the cookies are FILLED with sugar😭
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I could listen to these two read can labels 😂
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I want too thank both of you for the laugh you give me. I’m going through the hardest thing in my life right now. I’m so lost. But you two bring some light to my day.
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I hope by summer Nicks shirts neck line will be so low that we will be able to see his belly button. Definitely making cookies today.
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The devastating accuracy of "they don't give a shit if you stay or leave" and "made with hatred."
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As a former Crumbl employee, I got really excited to see how you would roast them, haha. I’m verbally responding “I know right! It’s ridiculous!” as if I’m in the conversation with yall!
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"Add more salt in the cookie itself, because it is too sweet." 😂 Groundbreaking idea: Instead of adding more salt, they could reduce the amount of #sugar.
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I made this username in 2006 yall... my moment has come.
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Side note: if you get more than 1 cookie, put it in the freezer. When you get the munchies, put it in the air fryer that Nick already bought anyways. No, the oven is too big and my apartment is already on fire.
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i hate that y'all settled on only 15 minutes 🥺 WE NEED MORE!
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I live in SLC Utah. Crumbl started here. They are in several active lawsuits against some poor small mom&pop bakeries and cookie shops because they're claiming that these little businesses "stole their recipes". Literally putting other people out of business for also using butter and chocolate chips. A**holes.
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One of the prerequisites to work at a crumbl is you have to display a phobia of helping customers and being a good employee
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Can we PLEASE get a list of Nick’s skincare routine items?✨😁
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it's frikkin $5 per cookie!?! You can get a whole Patti LaBelle sweet potato pie for $5!!!
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OMG, missed opportunity to trash Utah's cookie war! It was so stupid! Crumbl, Dirty Dough, and Crave suing each other for recipe stealing... None of them are the same but it was just this massively stupid pissing contest over a freaking sugar cookie recipe and none of them are all that. They're just stupidly overpriced and none are any better than sugar cookies from a supermarket.
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It came from Utah. It basically comes down to LDS people don’t drink or party… So they have to do something. Their solution basically is Sugar or soda. If you drive through Utah, you will be absolutely shocked by the number of soda stands that there are where they will do “craft” sodas. Mixed drinks but it’s Mountain Dew, sprite, and anything else you can think of that made by my Coke or Pepsi. Crumbl is born out of this world.
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Fun fact: it's typically the flour that causes illness when eating raw cookie dough ... not the eggs.
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Nick, tums is fine. The other meds can cause long term probs. But tums is used as a calcium supplement too, just dont take too many in a day & mess with your gastric emptying. But Tums are absolutely fine to take. I bought some to activate a THC product (RSO, i never know what the non-legal states know about) more 😂 it doesn't work but it is fine to try.
