Lifetime Original Movies - ralphthemoviemaker
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All Comments (21)
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You know the shit ain't realistic when the kid is being made fun of for watching porn by a group of guys in high school.
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"It's not as good as Cyber Seduction, but it's better than Pregnancy Pact." is my new favourite sentence of all time.
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It ends in blue. It is thematic because he will forever have blue balls.
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My mother used to HATE Lifetime movies. Then she developed severe dementia... now she loves Lifetime movies. I think that says it all.
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make your fucking bed man seriously
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Names for Lifetime shows sound like pornos.
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"Who watches porn with the door open" People with balls made of titanium, Ralph.
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The first movie seems like something they'd show in a middle school health class.
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"Let's all get pregnant at 16." "I don't know what pact means." Dang.
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So you're telling me that the 9 year old is allowed to play GTA but the 16 year old can't watch porn?
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8:18 That kid only swam frantically out of the pool because he forgot to delete his internet search history, he still plans to off himself.
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Dat epic moment when you're pumped up because you beat The Drug Dealer in an unspecified GTA game.
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4:18 "What's going on here?" "Let me tell you what's going on here. My name's Charles Stiles, I'm with a company called Mystery Diners."
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The mom in the first movie is genuinely unsettling. She’s always just staring at her son in this really creepy manner. And the way she’s so fixated on her son’s budding sexuality isn’t helping matters either.
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Imagine at the end of Blue Lagoon they never get found and they end up building a house on the island, and in the distance you see the cyber seduction kid swimming towards the island and everything comes full circle.
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Pregnancy pact is 100 percent some dudes fetish
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I believe the funeral was the "actor's" careers.
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I've never heard of anyone getting bullied at school for looking at porn, that's a pretty bizarre concept.
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The cast of the Full House movie looks like they're from a Full House porn parody.
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Mom: stop looking at the internet Also mom: yes small 9 year old play gta it is suitable for you
