Biden Claims Cannibals Ate His Uncle in World War II

Published 2024-04-30
Seth addresses Biden suggesting cannibals ate his uncle in World War II, Florida authorities seizing nearly 150 pounds of crystal meth from a home in Orlando and more in his monologue for Monday, April 29.

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All Comments (21)
  • @Melesniannon
    As someone who works in education I felt that flask joke.
  • Kristi Noam joke sneaked past the Surprise Inspection. (The head writer pulled rank.)
  • The "woo" for the Boeing airplane parts joke was probably from a jackal who was happy that the Mordor jokes were continuing. You are still wearing that black ring after all, Seth.
  • @grankmisguided
    When I first scrolled to this I read "Biden claims cannabis ate his uncle" and that's way more bonkers 😂
  • @TuxedoMaskMusic
    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • @brianmorton9419
    The joke about that governor’s dog really sounds like something out of surprise inspection
  • @chrise3402
    CORRECTION: in the statement "sometimes he's not right about everything", the "sometimes" is redundant. The semantic content remains unchanged with its removal from the sentence.
  • @PhillyFrank1
    They “woo” so they can they can hear themselves when they show airs. “Hey, you hear that random ‘woo’? That was me!”
  • high schools in NJ had metal detectors back in the 1970's, instead of arming teachers, they put in metal detectors - worked back then.
  • @djbt2718
    i like how people weren't sure if the Kristy Noem drug-deal gone bad joke was a joke at first. it would fit the GOP leadership profile somehow...
  • Crystal meth comes in freedom units, but Colombian Marching Powder and Fentanyl come in metric?
  • @canadaclaret
    Wow. Someone in Florida uses the metric system.
  • @williamkittler
    HA! And here you weren’t expecting a moment of silence after that dog joke!