The BRIDGE is long and dark, we must illuminate it (つ✧ω✧)つ

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Published 2024-05-17
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~~~Rules~~~
~If politics get brought up, stay civil to one another
~Do not joke about your age
~Do not mention other streamer's live content happening in my chat
~Do not be a jerk my duder


~~~Credits~~~

*3D Summer Model*
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*Emotes*
twitter.com/IreneAneki
twitter.com/Kitsuki_VT
twitter.com/novaobscurity
twitter.com/ouchihitme
*PFP*
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*Chibi Alerts*
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*Boing GIF*
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BG

*Kirsche Surveillance Room*
Art: twitter.com/gedraji // Animator: twitter.com/KJOEE88
*Kirsche in sea of Cubes Illust*
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*Kirsche @ Mike's Pastry in Boston BG*
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*Intro/Chatting/Outro BGM*
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All Comments (21)
  • @kaybe9793
    Timestamps: 06:19 Start 07:46 hic 08:29 Anime-people ambassador to Razorfist 11:25 asmr uwu razor-senpai 13:39 SLAVES 17:39 Another response from Kirmom about the sex tape: it was never published, but it did get stolen 19:20 Lore: Kirmom LOVED burning DVDs of tv shows and movies 21:04 hic x3 23:08 Texting Kirmom about the contents of the sex tape 25:18 Why Kirsche doesn't have any Vtuber lore, neo-nazi was right out of prison, kirmom lying to get Kirsche married to make her an emancipated minor 29:41 asmr do you need me to talk like this when I talk about cursed knowledge 32:30 asmr you like it when I shake my ketchup 35:24 Butta dawg 37:42 Lore: Kirmom renting out Kirsche's room, getting the nickname k-dawg 43:22 lore: kirsche's ex's 48:02 Lore: Talking with German exchange students about losing their virginity 50:47 Vtweeters seething about Kirsche, stealthily talking about her in DMs 52:00 "Say my fucking name" 55:21 Figuring out taxes once incorporated as an LLC 1:01:13 hic x2 1:05:49 ranting about microwaves and kitchens 1:12:20 hic 1:13:27 Email from Amazon about healthcare 1:16:06 Frizzy hair 1:19:33 Twitter: TaylorMorgan schizo ramblings about white male harrassment 1:20:58 Video: Clip of TaylorMorgan playing Valorant and getting insulted, kept him unmuted for content 1:21:13 TIMING 1:23:11 Butta dawg 1:24:35 Quick recap of the Offkai situation 1:28:29 AFK journey is actively open in the background 1:29:11 Current status of AFK Journey goals 1:30:38 Back to twitter 1:31:30 Twitter: ThatGrumpyScotsman white-knighting over TaylorMorgan getting insulted in a video game 1:33:44 It's a video game, just ignore them or clap back 1:36:44 Containment zones don't work, people will go into zones they don't belong just to complain 1:37:26 hic 1:39:48 TaylorMorgan deleted all of her vods 1:41:34 only in-game report was for a stalker ex 1:45:42 More context behind the TaylorMorgan incident 1:46:40 Video: The FULL Context of Taylor Morgan's Valorant match 1:49:42 Friend McCloud playing valorant 1:50:57 hic 1:51:22 asmr will you be my piss daddy 1:54:43 noticeable skill gap in Predecessor teammates 2:01:16 People throwing games when they get tilted 2:03:50 "I'm not mad" 2:13:07 Raid from KibiroPlays 2:15:06 Once you engage, if you get mad, you lose 2:16:10 Raid from MommaOcco 2:18:27 Clip of Taylor Morgan queuing with the same guy 2:20:30 Back to video 2:28:51 Twitter Video: xjhannaa "my greatest fear is having a son" 2:29:49 Lore: Kirbro used to be an unironic misogynist and a shithead, but managed to grow out of it 2:32:28 You are the one responsible for educating your children and guiding them into what they grow into 2:41:30 Raid from LOKIUSLOKI 2:42:00 Getting drunk calls from McCloud 2:43:09 Women can't drive/read maps 2:44:25 hic 2:45:46 Video: House of Streams Trailer (Taylor Morgan is a participant) 2:49:25 Reading comments 2:52:19 Twitter: Grummz Activision DEI email leak, bonuses and reviews based on DEI perfomance 2:53:33 hic 2:55:33 Don't hate-buy things you disagree with, vote with your wallet 2:56:43 Twitter: Assassin's creed shadows Yasuke drama 2:57:49 SLAVES 2:59:26 Video: Kaida's take on the Assassin's Creed Shadows Yasuke drama 3:04:57 Twitter: Scratch Point Yasuke Yakub post 3:12:10 Twitter: CDProjektRed wins Diversity Charter Award for Menstrual Leave Benefit 3:15:02 Getting out of schoolwork by using period pain 3:15:56 Valley girl voice: Excuse me, i'm not going to use patriarchal devices like pads or tampons, I have the right to bleed on the game whenever I want 3:16:56 Logistics of using a mensural cup 3:17:21 asmr as a strong woman, I like it when my boyfriend drinks from my blood chalice (cheeseborger timing) 3:20:40 DesertGohst_117 50 gift sub bomb 3:21:39 Break 3:26:20 Return 3:26:46 Kirmom sex tape contents update: "It was pretty hardcore kinky, me and the ex-nazi used to go pretty hard" 3:29:32 hic 3:29:53 BRIDGE Newsletter 3:33:23 Article: Harvard Business Review "How Inclusive Brands Fuel Growth" (Written by 3 BRIDGE Academic Partners) 3:38:32 Lore: Kirsche's magical ghetto in her room 3:44:14 Lore: Reading Stephen King as a child wasn't that bad compared to everything else 3:47:29 Back to article 4:01:28 Trying to apply diversity outside of logical markets 4:04:59 hic 4:08:36 Shaving, single blade vs multi blade razors 4:13:06 Finding a niche and serving it 4:15:38 Xbox adaptive controller 4:19:33 Target rage was cause by leftists when they walked back their decision due to pushback 4:23:19 hic 4:26:25 Hypnotic claiming DEI is dying due to Unilever's statements 4:28:32 Unilever is literally on BRIDGE's leadership team 4:30:56 Back to article 4:32:31 Article: Mattel's DEI page & play fair program 4:35:12 Article: Human Resources Director "Only 24% of employers globally have achieved full gender equality: report" 4:36:18 hic x2 4:39:18 Lore: Getting promoted to manager due to high numbers, a black woman claimed racism 4:42:08 Everyone should have equality of opportunity, equity is wrong 4:42:50 Article: Benefitnews "Is the anti-DEI trend actually hurting diversity efforts?" 4:44:41 "It's not just an initiative anymore, It's ingrained into business, It's never really going away" 4:49:26 Article: Benefitnews "A people leader explains how to push past the 'anti-DEI' narrative" 5:02:19 Article: INC "Minority Trade Groups Are Calling on Fortune 500 Companies to Stand Firm on DEI Commitments" 5:02:36 SLAVES 5:03:40 These people are worried that normal people will actually start paying attention 5:07:38 Ignore the legal repercussions. Do "The Work" 5:09:05 hic 5:10:17 Article: INC "'It All Fell Apart': Fearless Fund Founder on Impact of DEI Lawsuits" 5:16:00 hic 5:17:21 The culture war has been raging for decades, and if you want to be left alone, you need to fight for it 5:19:07 So many people were blinded by the stupidity, and didn't realize them entrenching themselves 5:20:02 The power structure of the people you are fighting against 5:21:40 They can justify doing anything to you, because you are evil, and they are good 5:23:15 Back to article 5:28:56 Article: Fearless fund website & partners 5:30:13 Video: Fearless Moguls Recap 5:31:54 hic 5:32:38 Article: NRN "How Yum Brands is developing its people and aiming for gender parity" 5:36:09 asmr I want some really deep experience 5:57:37 If you can control the employees, then they will spread the message on their own 6:09:21 Fun new phrase: 6:11:05 Counting BRIDGE tabs 6:12:01 Gamersupps new panda waifu cup & merch drop 6:14:04 Butta dawg 6:15:04 UUUUUUU no peeba 6:15:52 Raid target: ChikafujiLisa 6:16:18 Butta dawg 6:16:45 hic x2
  • @dormarch186
    Kirsche’s mom seems to be the opposite of other VTuber moms. She got all the cursed stuff the others avoided Edit Which explains the Pokémon-Barbie version of The Wire
  • @Shadowstarr5
    It baffles me that somebody cannot take Kirsche's arguments, backed by logic and facts, seriously just because she uses an anime-esque avatar rather than her IRL identity. We have proof time and again that there are insane individuals who would attempt to harm her for shining disinfecting sunlight on the corrupt practices of government and corpos. Kirsche has every right to protect her identity against the stooges of the regime.
  • Stream starts and Kirsche adds more cursed lore regarding her mother immediately. You know this is going to be a good vod. Glad you had a good dad Foxu.
  • Foxu doesn't only tell us the truth about DEI. She also tells us how she likes her pie frosted, if you know what I mean. Lol
  • @CenturionMax789
    My area lost coverage all stream. Damn tornado... But that's all good, because the VOD IS ALIVE. Thanks in advance Kir. Hoping to while the night away to your BRIDGE expletives.
  • @iambinarymind
    Best Kirsche day of the week, full of Tabs n' Tangents! Foxu went over some random tabs and topics of the week, then dove back into some recent updates within the BRIDGE space. Be sure to give the VOD a watch if you missed it live! :_kirscheCoconut::_kirscheCube::_kirscheCoconut:
  • @gr33dl0cknein3
    You're doing important work between hiccups, Foxu. Keep it up!
  • @MoparNewport
    Ooo i need to see if this VOD'll live long enough for me to rip it into MP3. Id say MP5 but way too many people would get the wrong idea!
  • Vote with your money is the biggest weapon you have against game developers
  • First time hearing of you and seeing your videos, and Jesus Christ, what is this real lore???
  • @distantsea
    This is similar to how The Party functioned in 1984, it didn't really matter if the Proles believed anything they were told. Everything they had access to was made by people who were part of the Party. They only had to thought police people in the Party because they were the only people with any small piece of power. It was trending toward further control, but as of right now these corporations might as well be the party. It doesn't matter if you're in a capitalist or a communist dystopia, because you'll be controlled all the same. Especially in this weird combination that bridge seems to be pushing
  • @5ilver42
    Looks like I got back home from the cook out right when you finished streaming!
  • @tigerking8165
    You’re not following XRayGirl on Twitter, her follower list doesn’t have you on it. Maybe Twitter glitched out just for you, or you actually forgot to follow her.
  • @Aim54Delta
    Alright... Missouri guy, here - while we don't have oceans, we do have the lakes. Hearing you talk about million dollar houses is nails on a chalk board. A million dollars buys you lake front mansions and stuff, here. Well... It used to. We've even got fiber taps because of the old nuclear missile network. And caves all over creation to ride out the CME devastation. Missouri also has the strongest castle doctrine in the U.S. if they are on your property and weren't invited, it's open season. Comes from when we still had problems with the klan using mid violence against people and trying to prosecute them for murder in self defense - legislators said no and clarified that dead people on your property are fine so long as that's where they dropped and weren't invited. We also have a pretty based government. It isn't perfect, but we'll pretty much secede with Texas if it ever comes to it. I don't recommend Columbia, Kansas City (or its metro), or St. Louis (and metro). They are better than NYC or Chiraq, but Columbia is The People's Republic where we quarantine all the commies and the cities are still suffering the consequences of public housing projects. There's a reason all the Ukrainians and Russians move out here - best land value to service ratio in the nation. Granted, I take a look at the average New England lifestyle and see the hunger games fopishness, so perhaps I am a simple country bumpkin or something.
  • @xureok6860
    Don't worry, I never thought about how to pronounce it. I know Russians will mispronounce it, though.
  • @Aim54Delta
    "It's a slow day at work, I'll listen to Kirsche while doing some preventative maintenance..." 32:30 comes up. "Good thing I did not have this playing on shop speakers.... Though I have no idea how to handle that on my earbuds while turning wrenches... I am too new here to know what I have gotten into." Though, to be honest, I don't understand the rise some guys apparently get out of humiliation talk. Perhaps I am just too pure or something, but I just don't get it from either a sending or receiving standpoint. Best not to get me into subjects of pillow talk or ... Romping talk?
  • @jap4027
    I recommend big ben razors to anyone that cares.