MBMBAM - Vampire Times
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Published 2017-06-26
All Comments (21)
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I love how when Griffin started to whisper Justin went into BIG BROTHER MODE and kept asking f he was okay. 10/10 Big Brother
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this is fucked up because vampire times are right now because they live forever
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Vampires INVENTED welcome mats.
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I love "Jehovah's Witness wouldn't be so fucking cavalier if we were still in vampire times."
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I love having absolutely zero context for the stuff they say. "There's no electronic communication, which of course means that Willem Dafoe is still trapped in that spectral cage somewhere before Alexander Graham Bell let him out" I mean. I know they're referencing something but there's a moment when you're listening where you're just like "Huh. Okay, that makes sense, I don't know where Willem Dafoe came from, how old even is that guy anyway"
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I can relate, my sister often referred to "lord of the rings times" unironically
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I like how Justin and Travis also start whispering when Griffin does...
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The sheer force of will to not say "Tradin' stocks and biting cocks"
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McElroys please..... cashing checks and biting necks....
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Yeah, I remember Vampire Times, y'know, the 90's.
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trav's bite joke is unappreciated
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I love the 30 seconds of delighted laughing from his older brothers that Griffin couldn't bring himself to interrupt.
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I work in a mall, and every single time I pass by a juice store (very often) my brain just HAS to shout "Lot of juice stores, back in vampire times!"
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Justin’s serious tone switch when he was asking if griffin was okay genuinely shook me. God.
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this bit's ruined me, I'm watching the Good Place and whenever I see the multiple frozen yogurt places on one street I think "ELANOR IS AT YOGURT YOGHURT YOGURTE! IT'S REALLY GENTRIFIED HERE"
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Jehovah's witnesses are like vampires. They can't get you if you don't invite them in.
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I'm so glad that Travis also bears the burden of Dracula lore.
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hey am I the only one who can't stop hearing Griffin's Lup voice in his Vampire Times voice because I'm hearing that shit
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That ending was gold
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"That's why we had... public... houses.... is that what that is?" Public houses are what we now call Pubs, sweetheart.