How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters
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Published 2013-04-05
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How to annoy Snape: - Do everything. - Don't do anything.
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How to annoy Harry: Say in public: “HARRY POTTER IS GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS!!!”
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How to annoy Sirius Black: Every time he walks into a room, say “Why so Sirius(serious)?”
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How to annoy Draco Malfoy: Make sure his father doesn't hear about this.
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Another way to annoy Fred and George: Tell them to be serious.
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How to annoy Draco: -Every time he comes into a room, shriek and yell “EEK A FERRET” -“Blonde hair and an obnoxiously arrogant face. You must be a Malfoy” -Steal all his green apples -Tell him “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks” everytime he says you’re doing something wrong -Call him Meowlfoy -Steal his catchfrases -“Your father will hear about this” -Call his blonde hair fake -Always talk about Potter around him -Tell him that he’s acting like a girl with a crush -“iF i diDnT kNow bEtteR, drAcO, id SAy yoU WeRe scaRed” -Every time he gets even the smallest injury, yell “OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO DIE, HIS ARM IS SHATTERED” -Be Harry Potter That’s all I have :3
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Bellatrix: Tell her Voldemort thinks Narcissa is prettier than her.
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How to annoy Snape: "No need to call me Sir, Proffesor."
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Ginny: Give her a diary as a Christmas present.
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To annoy Colin Creevy: “Harry Potter isnt going to sign any autographs”
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How to annoy tonks: Hey there nymphadora A true potterhead knows that Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes. The most I have ever gotten is six so thanks.
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How to annoy Professor McGonagall: Give her a bag of cat food Dump her into a lake “100 pOiNtS tO sLyThEriN!” Steal her hat
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How to annoy Voldy: Scream "IVE GOT YOUR NOSE"
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Something which can annoy almost every Harry Potter character: Be Dolores Jane Umbridge
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How to annoy Ron: Tell him Hermione wrote to Krum
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How to annoy draco : Blonde hair, a hand me down personality. You must be a malfoy.
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How to annoy Harry: Shout out, "Hey, Potter's giving out signed photos!" when he comes in.
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How to annoy Peeves: just tell him he wasn't good enough to be in the movies.
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Nearly headless Nick: Tell him that he can’t join the headless hunt
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I would’ve thought t would be- Harry: ask him to got Horcruxs hunting Ron: remind him of his relationship with Lavender Brown every hour Hermione: tell her Ron’s stuffing his face again & has been for like the past hour-or that Ron’s still bitter about Viktor Dumbledore: tell him Grindelwald says Hi Voldemort: say that his mum sends her love Snape: say, “you never had a chance with Lily Snivelous Snape” & run like hell Sirius: make fun of his other marauders nickname “snuffles” Lupin: make howling noises as if your a wolf baying to the full moon Bellatrix: remind her that her love is one sided & that he hugged her nephew but not her Lucius: call him a blood traitor Draco: remind him every hour that Harry saved his life & he owes him Ginny: tell her she’s Harry’s mom reincarnated Fred & George: talk nonstop about how Percy is better at everything Tonks: call her Nyphadora Mad eye Moody: put him in the same room as Karkaroff, Sirius, & the a Weasley twins & let things just happen Shacklebolt: n/a-don’t know character well enough to do one Nearly headless nick: relentlessly as him if he’s actually William Shakespeare Peeves: threaten to report him to the bloody Barron Neville: relentlessly tell him he should’ve been the chose one instead of Harry Luna Lovegood: ignore her despite what she has to say being helpful cause you’re in a rush Professor McGonagall: mess with her name (Mcgoogle, Mcghoul, Mcgoo, etc.) or call her Minnie & say the marauders have returned to Hogwarts as ghosts.