If Thanos Was Charged For His Crimes

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Published 2023-05-28

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  • Thanos just casually receiving 10 trillion life sentences is just a Marvel comedic gold
  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    " your sentence is 3 death penalties, " " oh ok. " " eight life sentences, " "reasonable. " 40 years in prison, " " fair enough. " " and 90 dollars. " " NO DEAR GOD NO! "
  • @spencerblalock6767
    I think Thanos's final crime would be best described as attempted genocide, but since it's on a universal scale it would certainly carry at least one death sentence.
  • Thanos committing so many crimes yet not breaking any laws of warfare or the geneva conventions is actually pretty in character for him.
  • The $90 on Ego seems almost petty given everything else. Legitimately laughed there.
  • I love how Ego has committed multiple crimes against humanity (3 of wich are war crimea) and has like 3 deaths, 8 lives, 40 years, but just needs to casually pay 90 $ finds
  • @azuquirtle
    “This song is copyrighted” as Thanos throws Gamora off the cliff had me laughing way too hard
  • @SorenDaein
    I was expecting Thanos to earn multiple death penalties for his decimating half the universe's population, which was an even bigger crime than what Loki pulled in Phase 1.
  • @MoonWielder
    Thanos: kills off half the universe Lawyer: "Your honor, I can assure you. That half of the universe had all sorts of bad people. Murderers, rapists, predators, vegans, you name it. It was all fair at the end of the day."
  • Shouldn't Thanos get a Mutilation charge too, for Nebula's cybernetic enhancements? Especially since they were performed against her will.
  • @DoctorMkoyXacqwri.
    Yah know... Thanos final crime is what I would consider: "Omnicide", the act of shoving an entire species to extinction; not genocide. It is also the term used in my own opinion, the act of destroying an entire universe at will; a sort of... suicide act or selfish act... I don't know how much he needs to be charged for that crime, but I can consider in my theory: that not only will he received the death penalty, but also having everything stripped from his name... Like erasing everything he has created.
  • @Coygon
    9:32 Thanos could also be charged with flying an unregistered aircraft and flying an aircraft without the proper licenses and approval from the FAA.
  • I love how Hela’s case went from being fined “a lot of Asgardian money” to 600+ life sentences. Meanwhile Thanos gets a life sentence right out of the gate and ends up with more than 10 TRILLION.
  • @notstonks432
    Thanos' first crime being piracy sounds real funny without context
  • Thanos : Kills trillions simply for his idea of restoring balance, gaining 10 trillion life sentences Also Thanos : Plays completely fair in warfare, netting no crimes.
  • @Genderbend_Sunny
    The last crime at the end of the video would be "Attempted Omnicide", since Thanos' intention that time was to wipe out the entire universe instead of half, but you could argue that Omnicide doesn't really have an actual charge in real life, or attempted Omnicide.
  • Wouldn't Hela get a genocide charge because she intentionally tried to wipe out the Valkyries (which are technically a separate race)?
  • @jasonx1174
    I don't think I'll ever see a villain get charged for trillions of deaths ever again.
  • @TheTrueWheatley
    I think Thanos would've also been charged for Regicide for killing Black Panther since he is king of Wakanda, not to mention he likely killed a lot of other monarchs and world leaders. So I think the 10 trillion life sentences should've been replaced with death penalties.