New Helluva Boss Stolitz Duet from Season 2 Episode 8

Stolas: Overthinking and dramatic Blitz: Fuck it we bone

Blitzø cooking pancakes peacefully. Stolas: "I'M GONNA DIE ALONE-"

Stolas: It's written in stone😞😟 Blitzø: Were gonna bone 😈😩

I know everyone’s excited but I really wished the audience would shut up so i could hear the song 😭😭

the fact that blitz is actually excited to go while stolas is thinking about breaking the deal it's making me want to die because just imagine how devastating and traumatizing this episode will be.

HELP STOLAS IS SO SAD AND THEN FOR BLITZ ITS JUST THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE 💀

I love that stolas is feeling disney and blitz is feeling eminem for some bits- Edit 1: HOLY SHIT YALL 1,4K LIKE TYSM AND IT HAS JUST BEEN 1 WEEK-

i'm crying my eyes out laughing at these comments holy shit lmfao

BLITZØS PARTS ARE AMAZING LIKE DAMNNNNNNNN BRANDON ROGERS STEPPED IT UPPPPP

Random women in the crowd: "Try not to constantly scream for no reason" challenge (Impossible)

Stolas: mental breakdown Blitzø: FUCK YEAH IM GONNA BONE HIM !1!!1!1!!!1!111!1!

1:11 This part is my favorite, the way Stolas says, "Would he want me if he were free? If he's only here as a prisoner what kind of MONSTER does the make me?" Beautiful.

Blitzø previously accused Stolas of only caring about the sex while here, he’s using the sex to distract himself from his feelings. I knew that imp had issues, but hot damn.

1:02 The way that Loona comes out looking waking up groggy & grumpy her usual mood, then immediately goes back to sheltering herself in her room just absolutely kills me 😂, it's relatable how I feel every Day & Night

Would he want me if he was free? And if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me? HOLY FUCKING SHIT

In one scene you can see Stolas worrying that he has no more happy pills left, then for stolas duet changes from happy to sad

I wish that we could lose this crowd. Maybe it’s better this way we hurt each other with the things we wanna say we could have been so good together.

Blitz is excited and stolas is having a panic attack 😭

when i saw blitz with a shirt hanging off his shoulder i legit screamed “ITS CANNON ITS CANNON” because everyone draws him like that

LYRICS I THINK I CAN HEAR SO FAR: Stolas: Thank you to The butterflies In my stomach I haven’t felt this nervous Since I was a little fluffy down nesting My daring do Is half disguised Behind the smile My beak is grinding Neverminding I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce! So for my own health I’ll remind myself That when I see him I know that it won’t be so tough I’ll believe him And not the voice that’s telling me to run! There’s/with no need for an arrangement It can just be him and me I’ll set us free How perfect it could be When I see him tonight Blitzø: See him tonight? Alright alright! It’s been a while Since I craved your attention I’ll be okay But when I say I’m getting by By avoiding his questions So complicated I hate when it’s complicated Why do I always end up in Situations that are complicated?! Here I go again Getting in my head So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead Stolas: When I see him Blitzø: When I see him I’m gonna do that thing he likes… Stolas: When I see him Blitzø: Don’t need to change things I’ll just bring the rope and spikes Stolas: WHAT?! Blitzø: We’ve got a nice arrangement And it’s working out just fine We’ll keep it light! Stolas: I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad! Both: When I see him tonight Stolas: Am I doing something I can’t take back? Blitzø: Relaaaax! Stolas: Would he want me if he was free? Blitzø: We’re fine! Stolas: And if he’s only here as a prisoner What kind of monster does that make me? My entire life has been written in stone Blitzø: Gonna bone! Stolas: He taught me that I could choose Blitzø: We’re cool! Stolas: He deserves the choice to stay or go Though it scares me to think what I’d lose! Blitzø: Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex And make that bitch TROT! Stolas: Oh, that makes it worse… Blitzø: We’ll do things with what makes sense Like him sucking my- Stolas: UGH THIS IS THE WORST! ??? Blitzø: Who needs words when you got mouth full of- Stolas: Come to your senses… Blitzø: ??? Stolas: Deserving of your love and trust Blitzø: I’ll leave his bird-puss nice and rough Both: And soon enough! Blitzø: OH YEAH! Stolas But when I see him Will it be tender Or be tough Will it please him Or will I just be fucking it all up Can this be our relationship? Or am I still naive I’ll set us free Whatever it may be When I see him Tonight. (The screaming was insane I'm gonna have permanent hearing loss istg)