Lessons On Why Everyone In The Galaxy Terrified Even Of Human Children | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story

Humans according to aliens: 💪 🫡 Humans according to humans: 🤡

I love the fact that old lady rage over her dog is called John wick 😂😂😂😂

Nah bro, "Their childhood is our bootcamp" goes hard.

They should touch our boats. We have "proportional rage" 8 hours later half your empire is gone.

Battlefield 3000? Wow EA really milked that franchise didn't they, it's a wonder they survived that long.😂😂

There are actually three demons, Fight, Mate and Eat.

Their childhood is our boot camp lol

I love how the writer is able to look from an alien view and make comparasions.

Hilariously accurate looking back on my life. Strategic thinking learned young in tag amd hide and seek. Sword fights. Dodge ball. Nerf wars. Laser tag. Large scale battles often with real people as team mates, coordinating attacks and defense. I've never fired a real gun but I could probably pick one up and be reasonably certain of hitting the target within a shot or two. Getting the feel for it. Our mating ritual is simple, but can take 1000 forms, adaptability is the key. And solid wingmen (squad mates). Focus on such seemingly mundane things as part if military academy training for aliens is a fascinating way to view ourselves. Really enjoyed this one. The brass had to be shitting themselves after that class.

With how the alien cadets reacted to the straight male and female human, just imagine how confusing it would be for them to meet a gay or lesbian human and have their bodies/emotional react in a similar manner. :)

My favorite childhood game is Midnight Dodgeball. A large gymnasium with about 40-60 players & 100 balls of various sizes. Also the lights are off so visibility is nonexistent & it’s a complete free’for’all.

who else laughed when the create of Nerf guns was mentioned 😁

Yeah nobody wants to get John Wicked or mother bear

We are a violent species and we’re proud of that! 😂😂😂

Can we please go back to the mermaid part? Asking for a friend...

Little old lady running the alien numbers

wow this was a great take on a society of humans who have truly embraced what it means to be human and trained it further

For the love that is all holy. DO not make the humans go john wick.

That artwork sure is something. 🤣 The story was great by the way!

Me & my 5 siblings had to take turns out in the yard with the tool all spring and summer 😂