All The Undertale/Deltarune Newsletter Valentine's Cards!

This video is missing about 4 cards! Sorry about that! I'll show you the ones I missed! The ones I missed: ----1. Ralsei 4th letter: (the picture is ralsei in stool forme) "Dear Valentine I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... you have trouble reaching them... then... " ----2. Jevil's card: "UEE HEE HEE! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HEART-SHOWING GAME? THEN FIRST...LET ME SHOW MY SPADES, MY CLUBS, MY DIAMONDS..." ----3. Burgerpant's card: "Let's be real. Valentines is just a cynical invention to trick hot people into buying chocolate and greeting cards. The only good part? Watching them all get exploited. Seeing them having to buy in. Hearing them fight each other because their partner didn't "do enough" for a fake day. ... Just makes you laugh how stupid everyone else is, doesn't it? ... That... isn't a card for me, is it?" "My boss is insane. He writes a response by hand to every single one of his fans that sends him a Valentine. ...and guess who has to deliver them all of those? By hand? With a big smile? Singing a special song? And doing a special dance? And wearing a special costume? I hate Valentine's Day." ----4. Weather duo: "Dear Lanino, and no one else, You are my eternal moonshine and sunshine. Dear Elnina, and nobody else, You are my sweetest rain and nourishing cloud. Let's give this card to someone else to show how much we exclusively love each other!"

I simultaneously can and can’t believe they referenced the leaked military documents in the war thunder forums as well as ralsei smoking a blunt

7:19 oh god toby knows

"Happy holidays from the Holidays!" This further proves that, for the Holidays, it is always Christmas.

I have two emails, and between them I got all three of Papyrus's letters. I feel like I won the lottery.

WELL [Let me in!!!] [Let me in!!!] PLEASE!!! THEY'RE [Killing me] OUT HERE!! THEY'RE DROWNING ME IN [Insulating foam] This gotta be the funniest spamton content to come out of the newsletter.

Spamton including the love letter virus at the end of his 3rd card was way funnier than I expected

I got a letter from Burgerpants. It goes like this: Let's be real. Valentines is just a cynical invention to trick hot people into buying chocolate and greeting cards. The only good part? Watching them all get exploited. Seeing them having to buy in. Hearing them fight each other because their partner didn't "do enough" for a fake day. ... Just makes you laugh how stupid everyone else is, doesn't it? ... That... isn't a card for me, is it?

Learning that Gaster could be goofy like sans or Papyrus was the best part of those letters

I got one from Jevil! His says "UEE HEE HEE! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HEART-SHOWING GAME? THEN FIRST...LET ME SHOW MY SPADES, MY CLUBS, MY DIAMONDS..."

Sans: appears in the valentines cards Everysingle fangirl of sans: we goin there

As someone who got the mettaton one , its also animated

6:31 Lancer took "Love yourself" to a whole new level.

I got the Spamton one where he mentions checking out the enclosed instruction book., which is a hotel Mario reference. Not sure if Toby is sending personalised cards or something, because that one's to be my favorite, as a huge YTP enjoyer. Also can't believe the Ralsei making a fat blunt has been mentioned lol. Those last cards could be something interesting. Also sans is not satisfied with your mother, bro's going after more 💀

7:47 in the tab name It's called 35-alphys-2, so I suspect this is from Alphys, plus, she seems like the person to love to sent anonymous letters :) Plus, a QR code with AMVs? Alphys.

I love the Gaster one so much, like the dude's all mysterious and he just sends a silly goofy letter to us for valentine's day

The last card seems fascinating because the character has a very distinct way of speaking, but I don't think we've heard this voice before. I can understand thinking that its gaster because of the All caps dialog, the tonal wiplash, and the meta awareness, but the similarities seem to stop there and its not like those traits have been exclusive to gaster only. I'm assuming that this is a message from another hidden boss who is seeking freedom, but I suppose only time will tell.

5:35 SPAMTON NO THAT’S NOT FOAM-

3:43 Fun fact Humans can survive on cat food, but not dog food Dog food lacks the nutrients cat food has for human survival

Imagine showing these to the fandom in 2016