YTP - Kickable Me 2

XB at the Movies
XB at the Movies
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Published 2024-06-03
The long awaited sequel, now completed... Join Gru on his mission to steal the toilet back. 🚽

Ever since Gru stole the toilet, the Anti Cringe League has been monitoring the toilet's whereabouts, until it is stolen by an unknown shopkeeper. Desperate for help, they prepare to bring in Gru, who has spent time in-between YTPs shooting down war veterans, trying (and failing) to dispose of bombs, and being reborn.

Before he knows it, Agent Lucy Wilde (A.K.A. The Sniper) shoots him and brings him to the Anti Cringe League. The director of the ACL introduces himself as Simon the Chipmunk and enlists Gru's help to steal the toilet back, to which Gru, of course, says yes.

Visiting a store called "Bake my Cake", Gru runs into a man named "Open for Breakfast", who claims he needs to borrow 200 of his minions, to which Gru accepts. But as Open For Breakfast leaves, Gru recognizes him as the Muppet Elmo from Sesame Street, the infamous rage machine. Gru suspects him to be the one who stole the toilet, and after a quick rant from the Oracle Turret, breaks into Open For Breakfast house with The Sniper.

He is instantly attacked by a Droideka, but after recovery, locates the bathroom. He and The Sniper kick their way inside and are upset to discover only urinals. Open For Breakfast enters, ready to take a pee, so the two get out quickly, calling the minions to get going since "it's da cops we gotta goooo". The minions crash the car and kill a fellow minion (clearly on purpose).

Gru visits a man, who makes fun of his baldness, and I make a joke I've already made in a past YTP. Confronting Simon the Chipmunk about his suspicions of Elmo being the toilet stealer, the conversation becomes very awkward. For research, Gru watches a Film Theory on Elmo's rage, hoping to uncover secrets, but bad Wi-Fi forces him to get off the laptop and go on vacation.

Getting back, he goes on a date with Mabel Pines, who becomes very angry at him. Luckily enough, Lucy is there to snipe her, killing her. This cheers Gru up, and he takes a walk through town, dancing with Bully Maguire. But when he runs into Simon the Chipmunk, who informs him since he owns a Shrink Ray, that is cringe, and he is fired.

This quickly sends Gru into depression and has to come to terms with the fact Elmo DID NOT steal the toilet, giving Open For Breakfast a phone call to apologize, but instead destroys the phone. Luckily, Phil Swift arrives, ready to repair the phone with THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE! Gru is even more depressed by this, which Phil cures with more Flex Tape.

That's when Gru gets a call from his old nemesis, Rick Astley, who informs him he knows where Elmo's secret base is. Gru teleports there and discovers THE TOILET!!! But before Gru can take it, he is spotted, and needs to teleport back home. Aware of the risk, he calls for backup on Discord, and forms a team of fellow YTP characters, ready to take back the toilet...

TO BE CONTINUED
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