Spider-Man Finally Quits

To be fair, he prayed for spiderman to die and then a fuckin' goop came outta the statue and gave him superpowers. Its like you praying for someone to die and the cross opens up to reveal a fucking sword, its divine will at that point.

There is no Joke here. This is just the plot of Spider-Man 3.

Even in a skit, Solid JJ still agrees that sandman’s forgiveness was a beautiful scene.

He really did have MANY choices to not become a villain. Eddie did that to himself 😂

In the comics after Peter got him fired, Eddie lost his fiance and his apartment, which... still isn't worth KILLING over, but when a bitter alien symbiote gets their hands on you....

People forget the symbiote was pissed too. Peter broke up with him without even telling him why.

Peter: "The other colored one.." Eddie: "The black one? 🤣

Spider-Man beats up Black Spider-Man! -JJJ

"Dude, let me tell you, our salary is not - this is not an adequate reaction" 😂😂😂

Don’t blame Peter, Venom was a better girlfriend than Mary Jane ever was.

While Topher Grace was a big comic book fan and had read the first Venom stories as a boy, he found the suit he had to wear as Venom extremely unpleasant. It took an hour to put on (and four hours to apply the prosthetics), and it had to be constantly smeared with goo to give it a liquid organic feel. Grace also had to wear fangs, which bruised his gums. While being in the Venom costume, Topher Grace didn't drink any water during his breaks because he couldn't use the bathroom with his costume on, making the experience even more unplesant.

I do appreciate Sandman being entirely reasonable about his revenge.

I love how SolidJJ has kept the same voice for Spidey no matter the context

It was originally planned for the Symbiote to reveal Eddie's smoking skeleton when Peter separated them, meaning that the Symbiote drained it's host's life (similar to it's What If... Brave New World incarnation); Venom was also going to talk and say the line, "Never wound what you can't kill", before trying to merge with Peter again. Spider-Man would put an end to the Symbiote by repeatedly striking the steel pipes caging the Symbiote until it's form dissipated entirely. This was reshot because the test audience deemed it too dark for younger viewers, but was kept in the novelization. The skeleton props were also made, with Eddie's skull in particular having a resemblance to Venom's face. When Eddie jumps towards the Symbiote during their deaths in the explosion, for a few frames, his skeleton briefly appears around the same time the ball of nuclear energy is released after being pulled in. This is the only part that still remains of the original scene.

I like when goblin said “it’s goblin time” and bully Maguire told him “how bout you start goblin deez nuts”

Snapped like batmans back

1:50 "I've invested so much time into this I can't just turn back now!" One of the worst feelings in real life situations.

I mean, if the choice was to find a different job or wear an alien bio-suit that gave you powers, which would YOU choose?

Solid jj never fails to rip my limb apart one by one as I scream in excrutiating pain and agony meanwhile my consciousness slowly fades away

"I'm gonna turn into sand now goodbyeee"