What is Impossible in Evolution?

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“Why is there no giraffe-sized chickens” Because they got wiped out by a space rock

People : where's the laser zebras?! Evolution : crabs, take it or leave it.

The hills and valleys representation of evolution is actually an incredible way of visualizing it

Some hairless ape: why don't we have giraffe-sized chickens? Dinosaurs: am I a joke to you?

"Nature is infinitely creative" - Keep creating crabs...

"If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it" - Ron Swanson

Excuses, excuses... I want my zebras with laser turrets!

“You don’t just get something because it’s cool” My financial decisions beg to differ.

Giraffe size chicken isn’t remotely impossible, that’s a T-rex

I dont even want wings man i just want the lumbar spine to be able to support us

I had the EXACT same experience with Return to Oz and the wheelers when I was a kid - the wheeler looking through the keyhole absolutely terrified me

"We're still not gonna grow wings though." Me: Drinks Redbull

If we all start actively pretending that large arms are super attractive, and seek mates with massive arms, that would be the first step towards a wing evolution.

Birds: "If only we had hands instead of these useless wings, so we could build laser cannons."

Worth mentioning that nature makes wheels, or at least rotors at the molecular scale, such as a flagellum, like a propellor for a protist, or the famous "waterwheel driven by protons", ATP Synthase.

I remember my grandparents having a Trabant. It was loud, stinky, had a tendency to fall apart and if you hit a cobblestone road, it would severely hamper your reproduction capabilities for a few days. Still the flexibility compared to the horse cart we often took to the market at weekends was superb. You also had no heater, so we used to put one of those propane gas canisters on the backseat with a heating unit on it. Oh and the doors stopped working towards the end, so we had to enter/leave through the window. Yeah... "Good" old times, eh? Nowadays even on the countryside every family has at least 2 cars, often more and you even see stuff like Teslas from time to time. Among a lot of tractors and the occasional horse/dog cart.

5 millions years later Laser Zebra: Well guess what.

*Looks at the thumbnail* *looks at my pet Zebra* Me: "it's ok Gerald, don't listen to him, your lasers will grow in a few years"

im a simple guy, i see zebra with laser, i click. this means there is a possibility of mermaids existing