no context devil may cry clips to confuse non-dmc fans

As a person who definitely played Devil May Cry, I will tell you everything and it’ll definitely be accurate 1. The Grim Reaper’s bachelorette party but the stripper went insane 2. Man wants to shoot the sky 3. What high schoolers think will happen if they’re voted prom king 4. Man on drugs realizes the girl he picked up was actually a guitar 5. Fuck you, Nero 6. Echo from Overwatch falls in a hole 7. Everybody hates Nero 8. Nero strikes back 9. Who the hell is Kyrie? 10. Me when the stupid plan I knew was stupid didn’t work 11. Fanfic author wakes up in Hell 12. Detroit 13. Papercut 14. Blatant lies 15. Ghost Rider (2007) 16. I hope they make a Hallmark card for burn victims 17. Knife harlot 18. Amputee who likes to insult others 19. Actually Sherlock fucking Holmes 20. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 21. A skirt that defies gravity 22. Nobody likes you, Nero 23. Man doesn’t understand what self defense is and puts his butter knife away before the fight starts 24. Gentrification 25. Correct 26. Dante prepares to kill a harlot 27. Dante does not know what a crown is 28. A gay man 29. Dante does not use the Force properly but remembers the Powerwolf song and resurrects 30. Dante gets stabbed, again 31. Dante should not be getting stabbed so much 32. LowTierGod became a bird 33. Joker (2019) 34. Innuendo for the dirty minded

2:24 I love that one so much -You aren't human, are you? *Dude literally standing with a sword in his chest

DMC is one of the rare few games that even with context sometimes its still confusing

Actually DMC fans are confuse too, but they just enjoy the show

3:35 Wow, surely he's sliding up the blade so he can get his feet under him and then pull it out of his chest, right? slides through handle ok

"K!LL YOURSELF LATER! I'LL HELP" GOT ME DYING INSTEAD 😭😭😭

I too hate when I get stabbed trying to eat my pizza. So annoying

See, it's what I love about DMC. It's so balls-to-the-walls batshit, so committed to being over the top, that it tries SO hard to be cool that it's goofy except it overshoots and loops right back around to being kick-ass. but still goofy. timeless.

Nero: You aren't human, Are you? Dante: (Literally standing with a sword through his chest) Take a wild guess.

Lady: Falls From The Sky Dante: This Is My Kind Of Rain!

V: I sure hope Dante is saving Nero instead of fucking with a bike Dante: now it’s time to fuck with a bike 1:49

Almost every clip is everyday Dante antics

"Our last hope Nero...was completely useless." "F**K YOU!" got me pretty good, ngl 😂

Completely lost it at "you aren't human" part

"Over the years, I've been stabbed and jabbed by a number of things." * Proceeds to show every scene of Dante being stabbed by random shit *

0:27 I want to believe Dante can actually do Electronic distorted voice without any device assistant thanks to hes Demon blood

4:19 Why Dante is my favorite character in the entire series

1:27 that clip of Nero falling without context just makes it so so much better ahhahahahha

"did you kill him?" "so what if i did?" gunshot

1:28 nero's cut off grunt had me dying for a good 5 minutes, help me-