Half in the Bag Episode 151: Slender Man
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Published 2018-08-15
All Comments (21)
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Can't wait until Sony makes a "Jeff the Killer" movie and creates a creepypasta cinematic universe.
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Slenderman literally came from a photoshop contest on SomethingAwful. Imagine making a silly picture on a message board and having it lead to an attempted murder and a Hollywood film...
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If you say "Oh my gahd..." three times into a mirror in a dark room, Rich Evans will appear and give you his diabetes medicine.
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You hacks, I watch a Half in the Bag for the plot, you can't rob me of that
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Can't wait for the adaptation of 'Jeff The Killer' in 2021, starring Jared Leto with no eyebrows, extremely white makeup and a tattoo of "Natural born killa" on his forehead, right beneath the scar that spells "mah nem jef".
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I like SONY. They make me believe that I also can be a filmmaker.
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When Slender Man is too controversial for Netflix but they stand their ground with Cuties
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So we're not gonna get Slenderman VS Bye Bye Man, the greatest anime crossover of all time?!
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I know a lot was cut from this movie, so I can't wait for Slenderman V Superman: The Zack Snyder Cut
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There will never be another Slender Man killing because it's not cool anymore. Sony took one for the team.
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Making a movie in 2018 about an internet phenomenon from 2011, hoping the name alone will get butts in theater seats. 200 IQ move from Sony.
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I worked at one of the Marcus Theatres in Waukesha when this movie came out. I was in charge of putting posters in their cases at this time and had the Slender Man poster up for about two weeks before we were e-mailed to take any semblance of Slender Man marketing down. It was pretty crazy to work at a theater that banned a movie because of a tragic incident from not even 30 minutes away.
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"They can see each other on their phones?!? Like The Jetsons?!?" God damn it. Can't breathe.
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The only thing slender is the box office intake
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(Gets malaria) Doctor: it’s like a computer virus for organism
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“We’re not having a story, because the movie didn’t have one either.” (Slide Whistle)
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I can’t wait for Sony to release the Amazing Slender-Man 2
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Sometimes I wonder how Hollywood executives think. Like how can any functioning human being think that a movie based off a trend that died in 2012 was a good idea?
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Fun fact: Spacecop was banned everywhere but Wisconsin...
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"Also Starring Rich Evans" Talk about a disappearing character!