Squirrel Stapler
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Published 2023-05-05
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All Comments (21)
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A year and a half from now: markiplier presents: squirrel stapler
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"Don't you worry your pretty little pelt, you're going to make my wife beautiful" is honestly a terrifying sentence
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I love how every play through I’ve seen of this game, everyone who plays instantly becomes just deadly serious and freaked out the moment the GOD IS COMING chant begins.
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I like to think Amy is somewhere in their house, minding her own business and will just randomly hear Mark yell “SQUIRREL!”
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As a hunter i can say that this is totally accurate depiction of us. We do be stapling squirrels to our loved ones.
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Markiplier the King of the Squirrels, now uses his loyal subjects as a sacrifice for his beloved. How sweet.
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Gotta say, mark flexing that he can de-bone a squirrel in under 3 minutes, comparably to a squirrels ability to de-bone a male human in under 3 hours is my favorite part
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Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Walks into bad circle after it hurts him multiple times
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Iv never seen somebody so brazenly stare down a weeping angel and immediately turn their back to it without a second thought
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I like how Mark spent twice the usual time to play this game but somehow managed to miss the entire story about the witch
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keep in mind that somewhere out there is an alternate universe where markiplier made a squirrel stapler movie.
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"Aww, baby, did you gain five squirrels?" freaking sent me. 😂
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Not exactly the game I expected for his return, but it’s a very on-brand move for Mark
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"My wife needs stapled squirrels" is the best line out of context I've ever heard.
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The build up to that last scare is so perfect. It made me jump when I played it and still made me jump watching this and knowing what was about to happen.
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I think Mark is the only person I've ever seen with the reaction time and movement to whip around and shoot the squirrel god thing
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The thing that makes Mark an awesome horror game youtuber is that he just goes with the plot. "I must staple squirrels to my wife to rejuvenate her" and he is just like "I must be mad, but let's do just that!"
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Anyone else remember Mark calling himself King of the Squirrels? Oh how the mighty have fallen. Now he's killing them.
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Is any one else honestly impressed by how Mark can not only identify a squirrel by just like 5 pixels but also accurately shoot them?
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I'll always love how one of Mark's reactions to weird sudden noises is asking "What do you mean?"
