How to Make Matty Matheson's "Guaranteed To Get You Laid" Lasagna

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Published 2015-04-21

In the latest How-To, Matty Matheson shows us how to make a Garfield-approved, guaranteed-to-get-you-laid beef lasagna. This recipe is so good, Matty thinks it should be adapted as the standard lasagna recipe for Italians worldwide. (Shots fired!) Don’t waste your time with goopy tomato sauce—instead, focus on making the perfect meat sludge to layer between the noodles and massive amounts of mozzarella cheese. Add in a surprise parsley layer for some variety and some Parmesan on top, and in 30 minutes, you’ll have a perfect ten-pound grease pie. Bon appétit, trolls!

Check out the recipe here: munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/bm3gdq/beef-lasagn…

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All Comments (21)

@Bruh-gi5bj 4 years ago

I made this for my grandma. Weird night.
@mrworldextrawide2815 5 years ago

I made this by myself, alone in my apartment and I didn't get laid... what did I do wrong? not enough parsley?
@ross.metcalf 4 years ago

Matty is just the best. He's entertaining, has a great outlook, and has real, down-to-earth, no bulls**t recipes.
@mrpaulu1 3 years ago

I made this a couple months back for my fiancée. Let’s just say we are having a boy, his name is Milo.
@carrickshields671 5 years ago

"its looking a little cheesy so I'm gonna put some parsley on top" - proceeds to sprinkle parsley crumbs on 5lbs of cheese
@Mike-oxlong1029 4 years ago

Matty is the living embodiment of Garfield.
@Ssassyy 2 years ago

I've literally watched this 5+ times every time I come back to make this lasagna, and it brings a smile to my face every fucking time. Love ya Matty! Keep doing you man!
@Blackcrownsuniversity 4 years ago

“Ask yourself how ya are? How are ya? I’m okay... I’m okayyy”
@andreivalentin4007 5 years ago

"Lasagna to get laid" Serves it to 2 dudes
@beef6958 5 years ago

"That's the thing you get with me. The best version of food." pot flames up "Ahhh!"
@JJ-fu4by 4 years ago

I’ve never noticed how Marty’s way more chill when he’s cooking in his own kitchen
@eyerncakehere8827 4 years ago

Italians be having a heart attack over this.
@vigilantejusticevid 5 years ago

not sure how many households have a 700 degree lasagna blast furnace but you do you matty
@dixinears8004 7 years ago

This was some straight up food porn. When you cut that mozzarella, I gently said "fuck yeah" and rubbed my bellybutton.
@LovelyNoemmi 4 years ago

This lasagna was incredible! My sister said it was better than my mom's, and she is an amazing cook. This is far better than getting laid!
@calvinmerriman1381 3 years ago

I like how Marty uses the 70$ cheese block and the 2$ pre made lasagna noodles 😂😂I guess all that money goes to cheese marry
@ChairmanMeow1 8 years ago

this guy is a bundle of fucking energy and he's awesome
@Jack-gu4fc 7 years ago

Got several pounds of meat and cheese, but don't worry some parsley sprinkles should even that right out
@jameslulll7503 4 years ago

Shouldn't make this for the homies. What a weird and confused night.
@a7XBigEA7x 4 years ago

Did anyone else come back here after he released his chorizo lasagna on Christmas?