This Dude Is In Jail Because You Won't Buy His Merch
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Published 2019-06-11
I'm pretty sure this is the most manipulative way to sell merch I've ever seen.
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store/
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on Youtube, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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All Comments (21)
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My dude did a crime so bad, he didnt even go to court, just straight to jail. 💀
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"I left the country for ten days and nobody noticed or missed me. Ha, joke's on you!" Weird flex Danny, but ok
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"Mr. Stark. I don't feel so good" "OH NO. PARKER BRO.. OH NO NO PARKER BRO. THAT'S INSANE PARKER BRO"
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Law student here. So glad to see that they did their research about how legal proceedings work. It is very common to have a single SWAT police officer arrest a minor, take them to the "federal state penitentiary," and then have the police officer set their bail at one million dollars.
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it's an honor to have the least cool name in faze clan
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The four nationalities: - British - American - Mute - Other country
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Danny was explaining how he fooled everyone like a villain revealing their entire secret plan
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Oh yes of course. Arresting a minor without contacting their parents/legal guardian as it usually happens. And the police letting someone else to enter jail with a camera ... Classic
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❌Faking a trip to Japan ❌Secretly going on a trip to Japan ✅Going to Ireland and pretending you faked a trip to Japan
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"say those four words and im all yours" "oh no jarvis bro"
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BRUH I CAN'T PROCESS THE POLICE OFFICER WEARING HIS HAT BACKWARDS
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at 10:41 if you turn the captions on it says "danny: *laughs in danny accent*"
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Poor kurtis. He’s going on tour with a guy who thinks he’s two different people
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Tony Stark: Stay with me, Jarvis. Jarvis: Losing power, sir. Tony: Oh noooo Jarvis noo brooo
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I love how Jarvis was going to go straight from jail to federal prison if his $1M bail wasn't paid...just completely skipping the judicial system.
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Danny: “That Fortnite stuff all seems like a lot of work for not much payoff” Also Danny: Photoshops pictures of himself into his room to deceive people into thinking he isn’t on holiday
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I'm pretty sure Danny committed unspeakable felonies in some other country. He's just building an alibi.
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When Laura posts a picture of their trip on Insta Danny: “This is sucks bro”
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my favorite part about this (besides the adult filming it not receiving any punishment) is that the SWAT guy says if HE doesn't see 1 million dollars Jarvis is going to prison. why would the arresting officer get the bail money? is that how these things work? 100% totally accurate and believable.
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I know this is from 2019 but I just had to say its actually good to not tell most people you're traveling because people will know its easier to rob or harm your home/ you as most are not aware of resources or their general surroundings when traveling. Giving out this kind of information can make you, your home and your loved ones vulnerable! Good prank for many reasons🤣
