A song made out of dad jokes

don't let ur dad see this

I'm a dad, and I can tell you why we tell those jokes. It's not that we really think they're funny (we know better) - it's the reactions. There is a certain sadistic glee we take in the almost physical pain they cause - the eye roll, the wince, the brief look of dismay when the bile hits the back of your throat. We love that. We LIVE for that. Because we're DADS!

My dad didn’t tell me dad jokes. I told him jokes. He helped me with legos and computer stuff. I miss him. He is an angel, literally😭🙏🏼😇

2:17 If only she'd said "oh that reminds me i need to get the milk"

Elise is the only person that can make dad jokes funny

I personally love some dad jokes. Like “I’d be a stand up comedian, but I like to sit.”

1:00 the way she says grace is amazing

[Grabs notebook and pen. Writes down all of these zingers]. Ready for Thanksgiving dinner!

Why do I feel like I’m going to have this memorized soon? Some parts of this song are just so beautiful, they strike a chord in my heart. cue uproarious laughter

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus Had to say this one since I grew up there...you can call me Supreme Daddy

I loved those dad jokes. I must be old. 😆

2:08 WHY DID I DIE OF LAUGHTER ON THAT DAD JOKE, I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY WTF

"Awesome possum" Finally I hear someone else say my favorite phrase

As a dad, I approve this message.

In spite of my being an old man, I actually enjoyed this video. Thanks for the smile it caused.

I could just watch this on repeat its so good pls make a part 2!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie Much inventory was lost, it caused a sharp increase in prices. The insurance company had to fork over a lot of Cheddar. At first, investigators didn't know Jack but with some Gouda detective work they traced the perpetrator to Philadelphia. They knew a Swiss had something to do with it. Their alibi was full of holes I know it's cheesy, but I thought this was grate

“Hey son ya wanna hear a joke?” “No thanks I’m good” “Awesome Possum your in for a treat because I’m actually gonna sing it for you” “Wait I literally just said no. What did you not understand about that?” “Okay here we go” “What the heck” 🎵What do you call a fake noodle? You call it an impasta. I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to sit🎵 “Really” 🎵I’m so good at sleep I can do it with my eyes closed. I’m scared of the calendar because the days are numbered. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc! Im gonna tell you cheesy jokes back to back by the end of it your gonna wish i wasn’t your dad🎵 “But your not my dad” “Okay son I have another verse I don’t know if you can handle this” “Please stop” 🎵What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. How does a taco say grace? LETTUCE PRAY! I used to be addicted to soap now I’m clean. When vegans start to argue is it still called beef? All these question running through my head while on my way to bed... JUST KIDDING I’m going to Home Depot I have to buy some tools to fix my own ego. Cause I think my jokes are very very funny. And if you say that your tired I’ll say “Hi tired, I’m dad”🎵 “I literally have never met you want are you doing in my house” 🎵Dad jokes oooooo🎵 “This physically hurts” 🎵oooooo Dad jokes🎵 🎵You thought that I was done but son this is only the beginning. Don’t trust atoms I tell you they make up everything. What’s brown and sticky? You’ll never guess. Guess what? It’s a stick. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday and I MIST! Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?🎵 “This is so dumb” 🎵Because if they flew over the bay we would call they bagels.🎵 “Oh that reminds me, I need to go mow the yard. Bye kiddo!” “Hey I heard someone singing, who was that?” “I don’t know but he said he’s gonna mow my lawn, so I’m not complaining.” “Oh was he a dad?” “Yeah he was a dad. 100% shoes and everything” “Okay, he didn’t tell you dad jokes did he.” “Yeah.. he did.” This is the full song hope you enjoy! 😊

Q. What did the grilled cheese say to the pan? A. You melt my heart I dont think this is exactly a dad joke but I thought it was needed 😁

This is actually a banger