Oneyplays Compilation: Chris Chan

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Published 2020-05-03

You knew it'd be back. Lots of credit to be given out, first and foremost to My Hands Are Timbs for saving the audio for the first original compilations (Bloody lifesaver mate) Secondly to the two folks who uploaded the original videos (Not sure if you wanted to be credited, you know who you are) and thirdly to UncleYuu for lending me his ears to help find some extra footage, and much love to /u/Weegue for the PNG of the boys.

Fingers crossed this doesn't get deleted, no intro this time just in case.

All credit for the footage goes to Oneyplays.

All Comments (21)

@hebblewater2163 4 years ago

SOURCES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE: 0:00 - 0:29 Getting All the Gems Crash 1 EP17 ( https://youtu.be/7pX0QlPxa90?t=113 ) (Harry Potter Chris Chan) 0:30 - 1:21 Pikmin EP4 ( https://youtu.be/C5pWd5hTXy4?t=62 ) (Chris Chan Spy Kids) 1:22 - 2:09 Jumping Flash Complete ( https://youtu.be/9BnKu5zKz2o?t=576 ) (Virgin with rage/Stone Age) 2:10 - 2:16 Bloodborne Complete ( https://youtu.be/_2Jfeiyp98s?t=7651 ) (Get that goddang thing outta there) 2:17 - 3:18 Ape Escape EP2 ( https://youtu.be/zMOYj2M_0Lo?t=383 ) (Chris Chan Sushi) 3:18 - 3:27 Illbleed Complete ( https://youtu.be/MBN3RPHqLBE?t=2098 ) (I'm not autistic I swear) 3:27 - 3:39 Yo Noid 2 EP3 ( https://youtu.be/B__stfkJ1z0?t=402 ) (I'm Workin On It Weird Al) 3:39 - 4:44 Super Monkey Ball Complete ( https://youtu.be/JBdHqDywOKo?t=1395 ) (Chris Chan Taunting a Bird/360) 4:44 - 5:03 F-Zero X Complete ( https://youtu.be/OvTsW_W0cUU?t=778 ) (Freaky Friday) 6:31 - 6:45 Bloodborne Complete ( https://youtu.be/_2Jfeiyp98s?t=7895 ) (I'm breadin' on it) 6:45 - 7:22 KH2 EP 26 ( https://youtu.be/RptLnf7A4Gs?t=173 ) (Chris Chan Keyblade/Sonichu Sword) 7:22 - 8:27 KH2 EP 26 ( https://youtu.be/RptLnf7A4Gs?t=263 ) (Kingdom Hearts CWCVille) 8:27 - 8:44 more worms... ( https://youtu.be/sEFyeGPmHV8?t=855 ) ( Poor Enword ) 8:44 - 10:09 Sonic Adventure Complete ( https://youtu.be/R9qdZNZPbXY?t=2322 ) (New Sonic game/Afterlife is CWCville) 10:09 - 10:33 Shenmue Complete ( https://youtu.be/qlsTECtarVI?t=1853 ) (Love Quest) 10:33 - 12:13 KH1 EP22 ( https://youtu.be/7HCy_PfZsVg?t=191 ) (Texas Tuck) 12:13 - 12:50 Sonic A2B EP1 ( https://youtu.be/jUfpYfAwCUU?t=249 ) (Sonic's Unclit) 12:50 - 13:02 Jet Set Radio Future Complete ( https://youtu.be/hT1V3Ray6Ms?t=1964 ) (Chris Chan is a Liar) 13:02 - 13:55 KH1 EP19 ( https://youtu.be/JPC-29ZqAeU?t=358 ) (Chris Chan causes Chernobyl) 13:55 - 14:11 Mario Artist Complete ( https://youtu.be/nVtbnGnCQUA?t=935 ) (I'm workin' on it Julian, Thanks UncleYuu) 14:11 - 14:40 KH1 EP13 ( https://youtu.be/PaExI5O4I0A?t=101 ) (Tuckersville Virginia) 14:40 - 15:12 Super Mario Odyssey Complete ( https://youtu.be/C1OV_magiDo?t=3440 ) (Fuckersville) 15:12 - 15:51 Crash Wrath of Cortex EP 2 ( https://youtu.be/j9LvTJ2I2GE?t=768 ) (Cory recites Chris Chan) 15:51 - 16:09 Banjo Kazooie Complete ( https://youtu.be/qQ0GkTtm5hY?t=6534 ) (Just doing a chris chan impression) 19:09 - 16:20 Pokemon Red EP10 ( https://youtu.be/RhiBjtDAOq8?t=534 ) ( Baby Got Back) 16:20 - 16:42 LFD2 EP 2 ( https://youtu.be/Ekb13I1vLEg?t=466 ) (Chris Chan Coronavirus) 16:42 - 16:56 Marble Blast Ultra Complete ( https://youtu.be/oQv_itiGh0c?t=1207 ) (But in the stone age) 16:56 - 17:02 RE3 Complete ( https://youtu.be/tpA58Q6zhl4?t=862 ) (Video of Chris Chan Plays) 17:02 - 17:11 Mario 64 Complete ( https://youtu.be/itPdFlgeX70?t=2194 ) (I'm sorry, I'm workin' on it) 17:11 - 17:32 Yooka Laylee Complete ( https://youtu.be/Bf4kH3m-sB0?t=6849 ) (Baseball) 17:32 - 17:56 Hercules Complete ( https://youtu.be/mEpRfSNZZPk?t=1304 ) (Herculad) 17:56 - 18:11 Rugrats SFR EP10 Finale ( https://youtu.be/nbRmVWVyTaE?t=338 ) (Tour of the House) 18:11 - 18:26 Shenmue Complete ( https://youtu.be/qlsTECtarVI?t=1614 ) (Sonichu Gatchapon) 18:27 - 18:52 Spider Man 2 EP 3 ( https://youtu.be/183fwR5uEeo?t=301 ) (Chris Chan Peter Parker) 18:52 - 19:06 American Truck Sim Complete ( https://youtu.be/zvbxF3ufwz4?t=2022 ) (Doug Funnie Is Chris Chan) 19:06 - 19:21 Crash 3 Complete ( https://youtu.be/KBm_U564pI8?t=2266 ) (Chris Chan and Planet Dolan) 19:21 - 20:05 Devotion EP1 ( https://youtu.be/avuY8FcQ0sA?t=133 ) (Chris Chan Drawing/Asian Chris Chan) 20:06 - 20:12 NG Flash Games Complete ( https://youtu.be/eDYCXNXhrds?t=2401 ) (Christine) 20:12 - 21:17 Loco Roco EP2 ( https://youtu.be/s_j-kP8EPPg?t=479 ) (Little Big Planet) 21:17 - 21:25 NG Flash Games Complete ( https://youtu.be/eDYCXNXhrds?t=9786 ) (Chris Chan Susan Boyle) 21:25 - 22:31 Sonic 3 Finale ( https://youtu.be/Z5QfqRZpWVI?t=2533 ) (Chris Chan in the Sonic Movie) 22:31 - 22:43 Rayman Origins Complete ( https://youtu.be/DPNz6C7EN6U?t=266 ) (Chris Angel Chan,Thanks UncleYuu) 22:43 - 23:45 Gex Complete ( https://youtu.be/mMzBnStSAV4?t=1137 ) (Blaze the Movie Fan, Chris Chan and Motherfucker Mike) 23:45 - 24:08 HL2 EP2 ( https://youtu.be/oW4PtqJkm74?t=128 ) (Chris Chan's Dimentional Portal)
@mouserat2545 3 years ago

"If Chris-chan had teleportation" is the most horrifying combination of words I can possibly think of
@sethhowell198 4 years ago

The worst part of being a christorian is that you know where every single one of these references came from
@WildKutku 4 years ago

Going from the hyper serious and depressing chris chan documentary to this is a wild ride.
@DJPonychan18 3 years ago

Chris Chan actually put Oney in the list of his enemies he posted on Twitter. Well then..chris and ding dong and jullian finally made Christory.
@yosh9192 2 years ago

“Why do they call it incest if there aren’t any insects hmmmm?”
@psychicjellyfish9466 4 years ago

The story of Chris Chan is one with no heroes. Only villains. At least there’s a lot of funny jokes to make.
@kyles.8332 3 years ago

Chris Chan made a full comprehensive list of his “enemies” and put Chris and Zack on it.
@Doombringer_r 3 years ago

No matter how depressed or angry you feel, just remember..you'll never be Chris-Chan.
@sentinelskies 4 years ago

"he's not killing himself he's going to another demension" Oney Plays predicts Chris and Sonichu swiching bodies
@Bobba_raekus 4 years ago

I get wildly uncomfortable every time I hear Chris-Chan doing his signature sigh/moan.
@AstraVex 2 years ago

"How's that escape tunnel coming along?" (Chris in Prison with a plastic spoon) "I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!"
@AstraVex 2 years ago

"In a 2010 e-mail exchange with a woman, Chris stated that he learned Santa wasn’t real around age 16 or 17, but finally “gave up on him” at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row." Ho Ho Holy Shiiiiiii- 😐
@Awprtunist 2 years ago

“Don’t ever give him an inch or he’ll take 100 miles” is the funniest and most accurate Chris Chan description after all the shit in the documentary.
@Jeff-tu8le 4 years ago

chris chan is probably the most thoroughly documented human in history
@UnironicScrotumhat 4 years ago

I feel like "You choppa the sushi? You unchoppa the sushi." Was far too underappreciated.
@CurtisAlfeld 4 years ago

"Chris Chan working in a sushi place." That's one of the least likely "what ifs" I've ever heard.
@IrisCorven 4 years ago

Ding Dong does the absolute best Chris-chan voice.
@PicklePyro 3 years ago

The part about cwcville being the afterlife gets me every time
@Dan-mw4zu 3 years ago

I can't believe how much Chris-Chan lore they can recall instantly. Chris isn't just being random at 13:20 when he talks about leaving coffee in the bathroom - Chris-Chan's house burned down a few years ago because he wired up a coffee machine using extension cables and left it inside a bathroom filled with half-full mugs of water everywhere because it was the only accessible tap in his parent's hoarder home