JORT STORM (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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Published 2023-07-02
Editor and Father: @Zaltoman
Jort Thrower: Grace
Mother and Wine Guzzler: www.twitch.tv/s_e_n_e_c_a_
All Comments (21)
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This is one of your best pieces of work
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just ordered a pair of Jorts.
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"i got a genatic test BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS" what one of the best things ive ever heard sang
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i really really love how half the puns in this song are genuinely funny and creative and the other half is just a word with a j in front 😭
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Truly one of the songs of all time
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"I got the Recessive Jean" has to be the actual peak of jort based comedic writing
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“i got a generic test but all my genes were shorts” is unironically the hardest fucking line ever
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"I got a genetic test but all my GENES WERE SHORT!!" is genuinely the hardest hitting bar I have ever heard in my life
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Only Charlie Slimecicle can write a song about jorts, turn it into a music video, AND add a kazoo solo. Congradulations.
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1:23 is my favorite part hands down. "I got a genetic test BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS!!!" is such a a witty goddamn lyric. The best part is Charlie's absolutely euphoric reaction when he thinks of that lyric on the stream, shit made me smile more than any other part of it.
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I know this was made as a joke for the D&D podcast, but it's unironically incredible and I listen to it all the time. His vocal control is something to Aspire for, and his screams are musical
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His voice is somehow so angelic and chaotic at the same time
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this is one of my favorite things you've ever made, LONG LIVE JORT STORM
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Huge respect to Grace for being the dedicated Jorts thrower for this video ❤️
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The genius behind this video is way underrated. I'm 43 and genuinely looked this up to see if it was made in the early 90s! Well done Jortmaster, well done.
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Slime’s vocal register and control is insanely impressive
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I love how throughout the song the chorus slowly devolves into strained shouting
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WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE PRIMAL SLUDGE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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the fact that this started because a dnd character was trying to give a sales pitch on jorts is what keeps me going
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the line "i got a genetic test but all my genes were shorts" is actually so good like damn
