Edgeworth doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is

just to clarify since a bunch of people keep asking the same questions in the comments 1) all of the dialogue is directly copied and pasted from a discord conversation 2) this isn't actually from AA, it was made using a neat little site called objection.lol/ 3) we made this video for shits and giggles and didn't even expect it get any views let alone 60k - thanks to all of y'all for watching and commenting! seriously it makes us very happy! EDIT: just a heads up, our discord server is private and we aren't sending out any invites. so if you see any discord invite links in the comments just know that they aren't from us

The judge coming in at 0:29 is hilarious, he seems like the guy on discord to just watch the arguement happen and occasionally pop in

"You are so blind to the horrors of American cuisine"

why was this was more productive than the presidential debate last night...

1:05 is no one talking about how, taken literally, this implys his Daily diet consists of a single cup of chocolate powder

This is what happens when Phoenix, Edgeworth, and the Judge, have spent WAY too much time on a case. After 6 hours, they’re still going... still going insane.

The most bewhildering part is how he believes making eggs takes an insurmountable amount of time. Is 4 minutes too long to prepare??

I feel like a lot of the conflict here is people are imagining a breakfast burrito as this full-sized monstrosity with a giant 6-egg omelette in each one. They're much smaller than that.

(Eggs, Bacon and Cheese for breakfast) Edgeworth: Ah, good ‘ol reliable… (Eggs, Bacon and Cheese wrapped in a Tortilla) Edgeworth: I have never seen this man in my entire life-

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST OBJECTION.LOL THING I'VE EVER SEEN THANK YOU

I legitimately thought this was from the actual game lmao

im in love with the idea of edgeworth downing a glass of nesquick in the morning and just walking out the house like "welp time to update the autopsy report"

See, I find it funny that, after all that shock and horror at how unhealthy a breakfast burrito was, he casually suggests a chocolate pancake as an alternative.

I'mma be completely honest with you guys... I've never had a breakfast burrito and I never knew what it was I just knew it existed

'The horrors of American Cuisine' but yall forgot about the Turducken.

“Never forget the cheese.” Wise words, wise words indeed.

"I don't understand your bewilderment." is just a universally useful sentence.

So far I've only watched two of them, but am loving how Edgeworth is usually the relatable one.

memorable judge quotes “never forget the cheese” “yes”

I love how the judge is just in the back, under his breath: “this is where cultural differences occur”