Alan and Jake Move Out | Two and a Half Men

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Published 2024-04-22
“You call him a loser all the time!”

Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

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All Comments (21)
  • @redips
    Eldridge"i don't want to go to military school" let's keep that option open. lol
  • @TshiamoDre
    I thought Charlie was going to live happily ever after. Imagine the parties 😭😭
  • @tyreebest1234
    "So I'm losing my weekend beach house?" "Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family." "I rather have a weekend beach house." 😂
  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    That's the trouble with kids these days: not enough trauma!" The fact that I heard this exact phrase from a distant uncle 😂...!
  • @realobiwan
    "I should write a book on parenting" lol
  • @redips
    Eldridge: you call him a loser all the time' Jake: "he's my dad, i'm allowed" That is true. Just like Alan is allowed to call Jake dumb. lol
  • @59771006
    I can understand why Jake would be upset about losing his weekend beach house who wouldn’t want a weekend beach house in Malibu?
  • @ZeuzBluez
    Not enough trauma 😂 he s hundred percent right
  • @konpsymusic
    Eldridge - oh man, did he knock you up? 😅🤣
  • @userbasba
    After that offer of $100 a month, like a $1000 a year I could hear Beavis and Butthead's phlegm laughs.
  • @gerdtt79
    It was around the time he started dating Lyndsey that Alan became a complete pathic looser instead of the uptight responsible brother
  • They don't want to go to military school but sometime later they both join the army
  • @gradel888
    3:02 Excuse us. Walk! 3:03 Dude! 3:04 Don’t “Dude” me. I’m in no mood for “Dude”. 3:13 Dude! 3:14 Don’t “Dude” him dude. 3:22 It was a rhetorical question. I don’t give a rats ass! 3:35 Here’s $500. 3:59 I should write a book on parenting.