Have you seen the 3 day “Alpha Male Boot Camp”? #shorts

Taylor Yontz
Taylor Yontz
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Published 2024-04-15
Imagine paying $18,000 just to learn how to assert your dominance like an alpha male. Do they hand out certificates with a stamp of approval from the animal kingdom? Is there a graduation ceremony where you strut across the stage, flexing your muscles while the instructors chant 'alpha, alpha, alpha!'?
if I'm dropping that kind of cash, I better come out feeling like a superhero, not just a slightly more confident human!

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All Comments (21)
  • @tfred2129
    Too all the young men out there, go talk to a army recruiter. Ask for a option 40 or a 18X contract. That will set the ball in motion, for you to acheive your goals. Itll teach you responsibilities that nothing else can. If you the right man for the job, they will give you whatever position or job you are capable off. Youll build bonds and memories that last a life time. And along the way youll become the man you look up to. This is just a fad. Led by men that didnt do it the right way to begin with. Dont put yourself in debt and have nothing to show for it. Theres not a day that goes by that i dont think of my time in regiment, and get choked up. A co. 2-75
  • @user-nz9pn1cc7f
    Jokes on them I signed up and they plan to yell for the first 3 months and they pay me for it 😅
  • @andyking1653
    I actually applied for that boot camp and used a fake name and number hahaha
  • @venomlevi4813
    That’s the real answer😂 if you want to become an alpha be a fucking marine!
  • @SubatomicSxge
    Dude this made me laugh out loud! Im currently working with my army recruiter to join but I have felony charges so wish me luck
  • @yaboijoel517
    A lot of us had this treatment as children 😂😂😂
  • @Uknow_imright
    I would've joined the marines, but I don't like the taste of crayons.
  • @michaelwemhoff7577
    Why’s bro carrying a big ole fixed blade to an event where he screams at old dudes