The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.

This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years. Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same. My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”

To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.

12.8k dislikes. They live among us! My next-door-neighbor was a flat-earther. Very nice guy, but no matter what I showed him in the way of empirical evidence of a spherical Earth, he wouldn't believe me. Nevertheless, we got along fine... until I found out he was also a raging white-supremacist, at which point I confronted him, which led to a heated argument about skin color, after which he told me to go pray to my black God. I never spoke to him again. He is, of course, always in my prayers.

"show me water sticking to a spinning ball!" Me: pours water on the floor

Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.

“Oceans don’t have wings.” Pfffft. pours RedBull into ocean

I've had a flat earther ask me how could rockets possibly work in space if there's no oxygen. When I explained it's because the rocket's fuel system contains an oxygen tank that it brings along for the ride, he was blown away, like what a revelation!!

As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.

Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots. It’s offensive to idiots.

Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real

Flat Earthers: It’s not a globe! Also Flat Earthers: It is a flat surface with a giant dome around it! We call those snowglobes.

10 types of flerf trolls: 1. The one who shouts "Dave Farina is arrogant!" and "Weiss has good arguments" 2. The "the earth is flat because bible!" type 3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious 4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes 5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing 6. "I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude" 7. "I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx" 8. I don't understand it so it's not true! 9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions 10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it

I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4. Edit: wow this was so long ago

if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning. edit: why is this comment getting so many likes edit2: stop pls edit3: omg stop

This is 1000% correct. I have a flat earther family member (not to be named) and this is the same 10 things I hear every time we talk.

Dave you haven't made "Oceans Do Not Have Wings" shirts available yet...that could be a gold mine.