Weird People At Garage Sales. Josh Sneed

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Published 2019-01-29
There are always weird people at garage sales, don't invite those people to your house! Instead watch "Live In The Dessert" by Josh Sneed only at www.drybarcomedy.com/joshs

All Comments (21)
  • @1Melissaworld
    “There’s nothing in here worth the effort you’re exerting right now” 😂
  • @skidude9800
    “I’ll beat it over your face for free.” Dude, that’s gold.
  • My mother loves garage sales, so I played this clip for my parents, and after 10 seconds, my dad was dying laughing and pointing at my mom. EVERYTHING in this clip fit my mom to a T
  • Dude that was funny! I OWN A THRIFT STORE, try going through that scenario EVERY DAY. I don't know what I was thinking when we opened it. Great bit.
  • @laurabarber6697
    The last time I had a garage sale I didn't put a price on anything. So people would pick up what they wanted to come up and ask me how much it was. So I would just start putting it into a bag and I'd say, " nothing it's free" and hand them the bag. And I was serious! It was fun just to watch the looks on their faces. I didn't want this stuff anymore and it saved me the trip of taking it to the thrift store!
  • OMG!! This is so true. I remember one time we had a garage sale and we were getting rid of old mugs, priced to go at $ 0.25, people we were offering $ 0.05 and less.
  • @davidoneill7554
    SneedemFeedem and Stand Up comedy linked up. Feed it or seed it?
  • Brains...No that says bargains.. 😂 this is the most accurate portrayal of a yard sale I've ever seen
  • Hilarious! I had people steal from my garage sale, so the next time I put out a picture frame with a big lettered Bible verse that read, “Thou shall not steal”.
  • My neighborhood had an annual garage sale, and as a kid, it was my favorite day of the year. To the point where I considered it a holiday. I'd wake up bright and early and I'd go out on my bike with a ziplock bag full of quarters and I'd scout the neighborhood, see which sales looked good, and then I'd get my backpack and go shopping for useless knickknacks and trash. So yeah. At 10 years old I was already one of those freaks who came to garage sales 2 hours early and waited
  • @carnut7615
    My wife has a garage sale every year and this skit is 100% accurate! The whole time I thought this only happened at our garage sales. Don't forget about the idiots driving on your lawn or parking in the middle if the road or the people who just pull in the driveway to look from their car and leave without getting out of the car.
  • @dodgeman4360
    "Got any antiques?" I'd have people asking for Avon dishes. I'd tell them "Oh, sorry, sold them all to another buyer 30 min ago" they usually get pissed
  • @LazyIRanch
    Years ago I was at a yard sale of mostly men's clothes, shoes, golf clubs,and other guy stuff. There were a couple of ladies running the sale. I should have kept my stupid trap shut, but I joked to them that this looked like a "Thank God and Greyhound he's GONE" kind of sale! One lady looked at me with horror, but the other lady busted out laughing. They were sisters, the one who laughed told me it was her husband's things and he died. I wanted to disappear, I felt like such a jerk! She was so kind, she told me she needed the laugh as everyone had been walking on eggshells and she appreciated my humor. I still acted like an idiot, and I'm so sorry.
  • @SarahLizDoan
    lol “there’s nothing in here worth the effort you’re exerting” wonderful funny material and great delivery!!
  • @b1_ferg
    I love how he artfully ties everything together. Watch the entire special. It is well worth it.
  • @EvilTwin123
    Great stuff. Not raunchy or racist or swears. Great delivery. This is comedy as comedy