Three Bizarre Cases Of Alien Abductions

Ryan gets pulled into space by aliens Shane: Wow my boi issa flyin

when he showed that little dead alien body i was about to throw my fucking phone at the wall

I think the biggest issue here is that polygraphs are trusted far too much. They are nowhere near as reliable as people say they are.

“that’s not what a ufo looks like” SHANE’S AN ALIEN CONFIRMED

"On October 21st, 1978...." pauses and looks at the calendar Oh hell nah

Shane during an alien encounter: So anyways I started blasting.

Ryan :gets abducted and goes missing Shane : "It's probably just the wind"

Shane: "it doesn't look like a UFO." Ryan: "well, we don't really know what UFOs look like, right?" Shane: sweats nervously "y-yeah"

they're like minions..?! -Shane 😭😂

Alien: abducts Shane Alien: brings Shane back less than 5 minutes later because they’re fed up with him

I think they shot Travis cause he came too close, but then wanted to make sure he'd survive that. So they took him, made sure his health was stable and put him back where they found him.

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson

Shane, while being transported away in a ray of blue light: It's just in your mind, Ryan

"Just bring a gun" the most American answer ever

Travis' friends figured "He's a lumberjack, and he's OK" and took off

I know a guy who has this insane alien story. According to him, he and his friends were driving to their cabin up in Maine, and whole they were literally on the road to it, they noticed a star-like object following their car directly above them. It followed them all the way to the house, and after they quickly ran inside, the star shot upwards faster than anything they'd ever seen before and vanished.

Shane: The type of guy to shoot wildly at the sky during an alien invasion

Ryan gets shot and abducted by a UFO Shane: hes fine, it just the Aurora Borealis

You guys might like this story, as it relates to Frederick's case. My old man was a pilot flying freight in the 90s, and he witnessed a UFO over Bass Straight. It hovered in front of his DC-9 for several minutes doing what he called a "dance". He later claims it felt like it "scanned him". His co-pilot saw this as well and apparently on his deathbed talked endlessly about the UFO he saw. I remember the night my old man came home after this and he was visually shaken which scared me as a young child. He had drawn diagrams in his logbook of the manoeuvres the UFO made. So yeah TL;DR: there were UFOs hanging about that area. I should note though, that in spite of his experience, my dad reckons Frederick just crashed into the water.

i know it's easy not to believe these people, but all i keep thinking is if something that traumatic happened to me and absolutely NOBODY believed me, i would be devastated