The Rise of Skywalker - Look What You Have Made

I think the rise of skywalker was bad because it lacked gyro controls. Maybe those storm troopers could hit their targets if they weren’t using stick aiming

MACLUNKEY

This video has aged incredibly well after Book of Boba Fett basically did everything you warned the franchise will do.

"Chewbaca, your father is. Maclunky" -Yoda

It is pretty funny that the Terminator series has a trilogy of failed trilogies.

Can't wait for the next trilogy, when Palpatine builds a million death stars but the rebels destroy the antenna so the Death Stars forget to not shoot each other.

Imagine being 10 years old and not being in on the old Star Wars references. All the nostalgia baiting does nothing for you because you are in your childhood years and don't know what nostalgia is yet. Imagine how utterly weird and incomprehensible the sequel trilogy is from that perspective. t makes perfect sense for a young kid to ask "This is Star Wars? What's the big deal?"

The first time I listened to this to this, some guy tried to rob me with his truck. I was biking home late at night. While going down a dark street, a guy in a truck rolled up to me and intentionally bumped me with his truck. When rode away in fear, he drove after me, saying he'd let me go if I dropped everything I had. I did two laps around that block, unable to leave because the truck was faster, him unable to get me because the cars and snow blocked further attacks. Eventually he gave up and drove off and the cops showed up soon after. Anyway, I'll always associate this video with that moment in my life. 8/10, came back to rewatch and drop a like 2 years later.

Nerrel: "Even Steven Spielberg had a hard time getting Lincoln in theaters." John Wilkes Booth: "I got Lincoln in the theater on my first try!"

My new head canon is that Ochi accidentally sent a copy of the Death Star plans to the rebel alliance.

That part about jingling keys for the fans aged remarkably well when the fanbase perked up for uncanny CGI Mark Hamill and Ahsoka sharing the spotlight in the Book of Boba Fett, away from Boba Fett himself.

George Lucas was incredibly flawed in many ways but I've always appreciated the fact that he was always doing what he wanted to do and regardless of what others say I've always appreciated his political commentary

The Palpatine thing just made me realize: if they'd made Rise of Skywalker 20 years earlier they'd probably have found a way to shoehorn in Alec Guinness to come back and play Obi-Wan for no reason.

'This is the second time in some 30 years that the people of Cloud City have celebrated Palpatine's death.' Amazing.

“Nostalgia can’t paper over a movie failing its characters” is probably the best sum-up of the sequel trilogy I’ve ever heard.

Frankly, I think ANY other resolution to the "Rey's parentage" plotline other than being a nobody would've been insincere. TFA was written without the endgoal in mind and just disigenuously set up the mystery box, so if TLJ actually had name-dropped a familiar character it would've just been picking a name off a list, instead of resolving a pureposefully crafted mystery.

"No, Chewbacca, your father is" - Yoda

"this is how cinema dies, with thunderous applause", truly words to be afraid here. Do not applause, stop it now

I always really liked Rey parents being nobody it was such a gut punch because you can relate to it whether you outwardly admit it you understand that feeling that maybe you are nobody special or at least whereby born to be

mandalorian season 1 was going in such a great direction… then season 2 decided that we have to have an established character in every single episode