Top 40 Jokes in the Bible - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂

Do you think when Moses saw the burning bush he was all like "no way " and the bush was all like "yhwh"

GOD: Cain, where is your brother? Cain: He wasn't Abel to make it. 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus (to Peter): Who do you say I am? Am I the Messiah? Peter: Yesh,-u-ah!

Who knew the most people in the Bible? I don’t know but Abraham knew a Lot😂

What was Boaz before he was married??…… ruthless 😂

There was a faithful elderly woman who lived in a duplex. Her next door neighbor was an angry atheist. He could hear the elderly woman praying everyday and he hated it. One day he heard her praying that she had no food and no money. So he went to the store and bought her a week's worth of groceries. He said to himself "this will prove there is no God because I did all the shopping!!" When he showed up at her doorstep with food she praised the Lord "thank you God for answering my prayers!" And the atheist said "God didn't do it I did!!" And she praised God again saying "and you made your hater pay for it!!"

I am 73 years old and remember when a mouse was a little furry creature and a hard drive was when I went to see my mother-in-law

- Jesus, how do you like your steak? - Well done my faithful servant, Well done.

Adam came home late again. Eve said "Is there another woman". Adam said "No dear, count my ribs".

I love how these are referring to lesser known Biblical things. Love that Christians can laugh and be funny especially if they know the Bible well. That's great. Ty

Did you know Moses was the first person to use a tablet to download data from the cloud? 😂

Did you know the disciples actually traveled together by car? Yeah, they all came in one Accord. 🥁

Goliath's last thoughts: Nothing like this has ever entered my mind before

When Noah was unloading the animals off the ark, ….he said go forth and multiply!…..the two snakes 🐍🐍 shivered in the corner and said but we’re adders🥹.

Why did Jesus go to the Japanese restaurant? Because he loves Miso.

I'm in hospital recovering from having my gallbladder removed, extreme abdominal pain, and I literally had to be given morphine for the joke, "Jesus is devine. We are debranches". I've paused the video at 2:18 for a time when I can proceed safely.

Noah was good at finances: He kept his stock afloat.

It wasn't the apple that caused all the trouble in the Garden of Eden. It was the pair on the ground!!! 😂😂

Adam and his sons were walking by the garden and they asked him, "What is that place?" and he said, "That's where your mother ate us out of house and home".