Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox

Some Queer Dork [๐Ÿฏ#393]
Some Queer Dork [๐Ÿฏ#393]
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Published 2022-06-07
mysta meets vox in real life to show how much his skills in the kitchen have improved since luxiem first began. how much has he improved from "thinking fried rice is putting raw rice in a pan" in these five months?

vox shinji chair pose art: twitter.com/AngieForVT/status/1527978787341672448

original stream: ย ย ย โ€ขย HANDCAMย COOKINGย w/Voxย Akumaย (Judging)ย ย 

featured talents:

Mysta Rian [NIJISANJI EN] - youtube.com/c/MystaRias-NIJISANJIEN
Vox Akuma [NIJISANJI EN] - ย ย ย /ย @voxakumaย ย 

#mystalive #voxpopulive #mystaworldwide
All Comments (21)
  • @hvnnybee
    My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
  • @WhoAskedHomie
    Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.
  • @andy-zb4dd
    when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears
  • @celceusiguess
    I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed
  • @charatome
    10:00 โ€œI would make this for her majesty!โ€ โ€œwell youโ€™d finally bring her 96 year reign to an endโ€ guys he did it
  • @averychaco8831
    "I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" I'M HOLLERING THAT DID NOT AGE WELL
  • @user-hw6ls4rh7m
    Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes
  • @blookester6583
    9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice
  • @soopFPS
    why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf
  • @ayaannair2447
    As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this
  • @waneys
    the mad lad did itโ€ฆhe finally gave his food to the queen โ€ฆ
  • @lancetheking7524
    "This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything
  • @entialwolf9296
    Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well
  • @kaxewdisco3594
    A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!
  • @kkoseii
    Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.
  • @horneebonk964
    The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for the knife and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.