MBMBAM - The World's Two Most Horrible Pets

griffin bitterly saying that travis and justin are gonna die from hand-dog because he lost the vote is huge babyest sibling energy

Isn't hand-dog basically just a raccoon?

as soon as hand dog walks across a tile floor it will break my psyche in the most fundamental way

So, to sum up: Face Cat wants to kill you, but can’t; Hand Dog doesn’t want to kill you, but could.

Thinking of either of these options touching me make me cry

I can’t handle the idea of a small creature with a human face wandering around my house at night.

The suggestion that the cat can only say 'hey' is perhaps the most horrific part of this whole thing.

It's 2:21 A.M., and you're waking from a dead sleep. Why? You lift your head a bit, sighing and looking around the room... and then, from the depths of your subconscious awareness crowns a sound: the gentle raking of claws against the foot of your door.

Sssk ssk, ssk ssssk... "Hey."

Ssk ssk, "Hey." Ssk sssk, "Hey."

You stare at your door, eyes wide. The calm but stern voice echoes off the walls of the hallway outside your room. It demands your attention.

You get up, and slowly walk over to open the door. A foot off the ground, the face of Joe Pantoliano greets you, eyes catching what little light is around like vacant glass. The emotions of a cat, read from the face of a man, whose stark voice bids you feed him now.

Congratulations on your new face cat.

Living alone, that low yet commanding "Hey" sometimes pierces the silence of your home, and it never ceases to startle you. The voice is subtly different each and every time.

facecat but it talks BUT all it says is "meow" in a human voice

the boys just kinda reinvent cats the musical and it's horrible sequel dogs the musical

With the cat's face and dog's hands, they could get in a trench coat and see an r rated movie together

Why does Griffin immediately assume hand dog has a desire to kill him?

You know how dogs mimic people and their mannerisms? Just imagine being asleep and hearing the bedroom creak door open and the soft plaps of your dog's hands and then the gentle petting and stroking of your head and face. On the inverse imagine falling asleep and waking up at 3am for some reason and rolling over to have human face cat bug-eyed staring at you inches from your face.

Ok but the idea of taking Face Cat to a HUMAN dentist to get its HUMAN TEETH checked? Can’t do it, sorry Face Cat

But face cat already exists, in all those medieval paintings

This is honestly just the Garfield Monstrosity: Redux

Every so often, we’re doomed to recreating the Garfield Monstrosity...

I feel like they missed a very important point...what breed is the dog and does that affect the hands of the dog? Is it a great dane with a seasoned construction worker hands? What if it's a tiny weenier dog with baby hands?

Griffin forgetting that both cats and dogs can just lick their junk, making face-cat an absolute NOPE

“I already have two faces that depend on me, I don’t think I need a third”

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Wouldn't a cat with a human face be a small Sphinx?