Dear Mario: Do NOT come to the castle
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Published 2021-09-19
All Comments (21)
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Didn't know Peach was Canadian
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I like the idea that based on how she wrote a letter clearly she’s planned this out for Mario sent a letter the day before then made a completely dogshit cake like completely fucked it up.
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Dear Mario: Come to the castle. I’m baked. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool. Peach
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I’d pay to have the actual voice actress for Peach recite this.
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Its so funny in an indescribable way how she says Peach completely normally after the letter
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(Mario comes to the castle anyways just to see yoshi.)
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I love how Peach still wrote a letter to Mario despite how Horrible this cake may be. She's such a sweet person.
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At the beginning of Super Mario 64, Princess Toadstool invites Mario to the castle for some dogshit cake. Mario receives a letter from the princess inviting him to her castle, and when he arrives, he finds out that the cake was made of literal dog feces and the princess is actually Bowser in disguise.
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She didn't purchase fast food to disguise as her own cooking. Very dignified.
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"Thanks for playing my game."
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Dear Mario, I like you. Dont come to school tomorrow. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool Peach
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please come to the castle rom hack be like:
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"dear mario, please come to the castle. the police are waiting for you and i told them you murdered you brother. you will be arrested, peach"
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Dear Mario: I heard from a Citizen in New Donk City that you was dancing with Pauline after you saved her and her City! Don't lie to me remember I'm a princess if you think Bowser can kill in scary ways well don't let my gorgeous looks fool you I can do the same! Yours truly--Princess Toadstool Peach
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I liked the part where she told mario not to come to the castle
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Can’t believe the princess would absolutely screw something as simple as cake up.
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"Dear Mario," "Please come to the- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHILD IN THE ROAD" "OH FUCK I RAN OVER HIM OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO" "Peach"
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"*Chuckles* Women." OO-
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Mario: Let's a go
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Even the letter is rushed
