I ranked every Watcher card in Slay The Spire

Man, based off this list Pressure Points seems like such a strong card! I should draft it in all my Watcher runs for sure.

"If you replace all strikes with cut through fate, I don't see how you can lose a run." Me: hold my winrate

All right all right. Hit me with your hot takes here. Which card did I get wrong? None of them? Correct.

Copying solely for my own use, but if this brings the list to the top for everyone else then great. 1:20:02 Final Tier List 0:50 Alpha (F Tier, $80 for A Tier 59:22) 2:17 Battle Hymn (D Tier) 3:23 Blasphemy (A Tier) 4:23 Bowling Bash (B Tier) 5:56 Brilliance (B Tier) 7:21 Carve Reality (D Tier) 8:18 Collect (A Tier) 9:48 Conclude (B Tier) 10:50 Conjure Blade (D Tier) 12:20 Consecrate (B Tier) 13:11 Crescendo (A Tier) 14:05 Crush Joints (A Tier) 15:07 Cut Through Fate (S Tier) 16:33 Deceive Reality (A Tier) 18:43 Defend (F Tier) 18:52 Deus Ex Machina (C Tier) 19:56 Deva Form (B Tier) 22:26 Devotion (C Tier) 24:24 Empty Body (B Tier) 25:13 Empty Fist (S Tier) 26:40 Empty Mind (A Tier) 27:17 Eruption (C Tier) 28:02 Establishment (A Tier) 30:27 Evaluate (C Tier) 32:21 Fasting (B Tier) 33:16 Fear No Evil (A Tier) 34:16 Flurry of Blows (S Tier) 35:14 Flying Sleeves (B Tier) 35:44 Follow-Up (A Tier) 36:39 Foreign Influence (C Tier) 37:26 Foresight (S Tier) 37:59 Halt (B Tier) 39:00 Indignation (A Tier) 39:34 Inner Peace (A Tier) 40:11 Judgement (D Tier) 41:04 Just Lucky (S Tier) 41:28 Lessons Learned (S Tier) 42:33 Like Water (C Tier) 43:18 Master Reality (F Tier) 44:45 Meditate (S Tier) 45:57 Mental Fortress (A Tier) 47:24 Nirvana (B Tier) 48:20 Omniscience (S Tier) 49:00 Perseverance (C Tier) 50:11 Pray (F Tier) 50:47 Pressure Points (F Tier, $40 for C Tier 53:48, $80 for PP Tier 56:20) 52:27 Prostrate (C Tier) 53:23 Protect (B Tier) 54:48 Ragnarok (C Tier) 57:09 Reach Heaven (C Tier) 58:43 Rushdown (S Tier) 59:35 Sanctity (B Tier) 1:00:35 Sands of Time (S Tier) 1:01:33 Sash Whip (B Tier) 1:02:24 Scrawl (S Tier) 1:03:03 Signature Move (F Tier) 1:03:45 Simmering Fury (A Tier) 1:04:14 Spirit Shield (B Tier) 1:05:21 Strike (D Tier) 1:06:03 Study (F Tier) 1:07:52 Swivel (C Tier) 1:09:03 Talk to the Hand (S Tier) 1:09:09 Tantrum (A Tier) 1:09:43 Third Eye (A Tier) 1:10:45 Tranquility (A Tier) 1:10:56 Vault (S Tier) 1:11:54 Vigilance (C Tier) 1:12:18 Wallop (B Tier) 1:12:59 Wave of the Hand (A Tier) 1:13:46 Weave (A Tier) 1:14:36 Wheel Kick (B Tier) 1:15:21 Windmill Strike (B Tier) 1:16:40 Wish (A Tier) 1:17:53 Worship (C Tier) 1:18:40 Wreath of Flame (D Tier)

Master Reality really should be a colorless card, or possibly even a universal relic. Every character has multiple cards that work with it and several other colorless cards do as well.

Hearing Frost somewhat snort in laughter nearly every time he hits the Beta Art button is so wholesome to me, the art is so funny and I always love seeing Frost's genuine enthusiasm for the game even after all this time.

I will be honest, I did not know that cut through fate was a common card. For some reason my brain always thought it was a uncommon since it's such a good card that can be found relatively easily.

"Flurry of blows. This was a card, it still is a card" Only the highest quality commentary here

I really hope their will be a 5th character eventually. I love new content especially in a game where with every new character they always have some crazy complicated new combos too explore.

The guy who got pp moved next to prostrate is the real MVP

Great tier list! Glad to be able to accurately predict where a few would end up, but pleasantly surprised to learn a bunch more about this super unique character!

1:20:02 Final Tier List 0:50 Alpha (F Tier, $80 for A Tier 59:22) 2:17 Battle Hymn (D Tier) 3:23 Blasphemy (A Tier) 4:23 Bowling Bash (B Tier) 5:56 Brilliance (B Tier) 7:21 Carve Reality (D Tier) 8:18 Collect (A Tier) 9:48 Conclude (B Tier) 10:50 Conjure Blade (D Tier) 12:20 Consecrate (B Tier) 13:11 Crescendo (A Tier) 14:05 Crush Joints (A Tier) 15:07 Cut Through Fate (S Tier) 16:33 Deceive Reality (A Tier) 18:43 Defend (F Tier) 18:52 Deus Ex Machina (C Tier) 19:56 Deva Form (B Tier) 22:26 Devotion (C Tier) 24:24 Empty Body (B Tier) 25:13 Empty Fist (S Tier) 26:40 Empty Mind (A Tier) 27:17 Eruption (C Tier) 28:02 Establishment (A Tier) 30:27 Evaluate (C Tier) 32:21 Fasting (B Tier) 33:16 Fear No Evil (A Tier) 34:16 Flurry of Blows (S Tier) 35:14 Flying Sleeves (B Tier) 35:44 Follow-Up (A Tier) 36:39 Foreign Influence (C Tier) 37:26 Foresight (S Tier) 37:59 Halt (B Tier) 39:00 Indignation (A Tier) 39:34 Inner Peace (A Tier) 40:11 Judgement (D Tier) 41:04 Just Lucky (S Tier) 41:28 Lessons Learned (S Tier) 42:33 Like Water (C Tier) 43:18 Master Reality (F Tier) 44:45 Meditate (S Tier) 45:57 Mental Fortress (A Tier) 47:24 Nirvana (B Tier) 48:20 Omniscience (S Tier) 49:00 Perseverance (C Tier) 50:11 Pray (F Tier) 50:47 Pressure Points (F Tier, $40 for C Tier 53:48, $80 for PP Tier 56:20) 52:27 Prostrate (C Tier) 53:23 Protect (B Tier) 54:48 Ragnarok (C Tier) 57:09 Reach Heaven (C Tier) 58:43 Rushdown (S Tier) 59:35 Sanctity (B Tier) 1:00:35 Sands of Time (S Tier) 1:01:33 Sash Whip (B Tier) 1:02:24 Scrawl (S Tier) 1:03:03 Signature Move (F Tier) 1:03:45 Simmering Fury (A Tier) 1:04:14 Spirit Shield (B Tier) 1:05:21 Strike (D Tier) 1:06:03 Study (F Tier) 1:07:52 Swivel (C Tier) 1:09:03 Talk to the Hand (S Tier) 1:09:09 Tantrum (A Tier) 1:09:43 Third Eye (A Tier) 1:10:45 Tranquility (A Tier) 1:10:56 Vault (S Tier) 1:11:54 Vigilance (C Tier) 1:12:18 Wallop (B Tier) 1:12:59 Wave of the Hand (A Tier) 1:13:46 Weave (A Tier) 1:14:36 Wheel Kick (B Tier) 1:15:21 Windmill Strike (B Tier) 1:16:40 Wish (A Tier) 1:17:53 Worship (C Tier) 1:18:40 Wreath of Flame (D Tier)

How am I only now realizing that Wraith Form, Demon Form, Echo Form and Deva Form are meant to be a "series" of cards?

honestly I've struggled w/the watcher for so long -- i took one major thing from this: SCRY SCRY SCRY.. and i'm breezing through ascension levels.. thanks! p.s. I just got 4 pressure points and the +2 hp relic when not taking cards.. i had well over 100 hp, nonstop pressure points, absolutely melted everything, haha. so fun

So, watching this made me re-evaluate how i play the watcher. I just straight up couldn't figure her out for literally years, and she saty at ascension 1 while I'm at 11+ in every other class on _three different platforms_. Now, I've just come off of a five-run winning streak, just because I figured out how to actually assess her cards. You rock, man. Thanks for this great series!

Deva Form? More like Fasting Enabler

I just Frost to know that youtube and twitch are starved for STS content. Even if it's not beating the heart. Even if it's not the craziest run ever we'll watch it. Because we love you and STS. Daily uploads like NL does with the binding of isaac would be so amazing

I think weave should be a little higher, I freaking love that card. It's super strong because if you scry it, you can discard it, then it immediately goes to your hand, so you draw it for free.

Frost should do a strike+ tier list to tell us what the best strikes with better steps are

I really love seeing devotion when I already have damaru or vise versa like knowing I'll be able to go into divinity every 2-3 turns and also if I brilliance it's like icing on the cake