my hair: a comprehensive tutorial

Brian: I am sick of people asking about my hair Brian: deletes his hair

...i should get a hair dryer

The ponytail style makes him look like a suave vagabond from revolutionary France about to get into a sword fight with his shirt half-open

Blurring out your feet and saying “no free feet pics” is peak internet culture

"No free feet pics, Karen!" We have a businessman here.

“Now you may notice there are many minutes left in this video...” uh oh

Brian comforting Karen the entire time she’s cutting his hair and then absolutely dunking on her when she least expects it is the kind of chaotic energy I live for.

Props to Karen for not messing up Brian's hair as revenge for him pawning her laptop to buy a hurdy gurdy 👏

BDG is the best when it comes to conveying pain without doing anything.

There is a very important distinction between "No feet pics" and "No free feet pics."

brian: he had what i would describe as karen han cut his hair karen: wails of anguish

As a hairstylist: This video was a delight. I had too much fun watching this. I fucking loved the mullet and the bowl cut. Was it "how it's supposed to be done"? Of course not, but I'm not here to judge, I just think it's fun to watch people experiment with their hair. A lot of clients assume I'm going to judge them or kind of...look down on their efforts if they do their own thing with their hair. But I don't get anything out of critiquing it, and it's YOUR hair. I just happen to know how to do it professionally. But this was fun. You're the type of client I'd love to have because you're not uptight about your hair. "It's just hair" is the right attitude to have. EDIT: Also, the last cut is actually really easy to salvage and make look awesome. She snipped a bit of a "bald spot" in the back, but I would just do a fade with maybe a 1 or a 1/2 guard and fade that up into the top, and have it be disconnected. Finesse the top with a little more blending and trimming and It would look really good! Nothing to worry about at ALL.

BRUH HE HAPHAZARDLY JUST CHOPPED HIS HAIR INTO A MULLET AND IT DIDNT EVEN LOOK BAD-

we can finally take your hair for our own

Normal haircut: Chaotic Good Mullet: Chaotic Neutral Bowl cut: Chaotic Evil

BDG: discovers hair oil, and is delighted with the results Also BDG: immediately cuts off hair

I feel like the shorter Brian’s hair is, the more refined his insanity is. Long hair Brian is Dionysian in his madness, but short hair Brian is Apollonian, cultured, in a batshit sort of way.

"I have to go through every hair style" Oh no. ITS JUST UNRAVELED AGAIN

brian's acting always makes me awed even in the strangest moments, like that little bit at 3:46 where he lipsyncs to his line dressed as the hypothetical reactor, it's such a simple premise but the body language & everything is so so spot on, like the squints, the posture, the hand gestures are so oddly impressive Actors scare me Theyre unstoppable They will take ownership of the galaxy

brian: doesn’t use conditioner me, with super curly hair: is that allowed?