Trying to Beat Hardcore Minecraft with My Idiot Friends

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I refuse to believe, after all those attempts, none of them opted to simply lock-up Steven and leave him alone to his own insanity.

Im convinced that Mart took 5 months of trying to actually beat minecraft under the conditions he laid out. Solely thanks to the immense stupidity of his friends (Steven)

The fact that steven wasn't kicked out of this challenge really goes to show how dedicated everybody is to good content.

Practice Run 1: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity) Practice Run 2: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity) Practice Run 3: Tristen killed by Iron Golem Practice Run 4: Tristen killed by swimming in lava (own stupidity) Practice Run 5: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins Practice Run 6: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins (You didn't learn the first time!?) Day 1, Attempt 1: Ben killed by Tristen (Framed Suicide) Day 1, Attempt 2: Nathan and Tobias killed by Creeper (Not mindful of surroundings) Day 1, Attempt 3: Tobias killed by Creeper Day 1, Attempt 4: Mart killed by gravity (Though it looks like Man349 murdered him) Day 1, Attempt 5: Steven killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 6: Jacky killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Nathan murdered by Mart (typical shenanigans) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by Enderman (Wait he died twice?) Day 2, Attempt 8: Ben killed by Zombie (failed a spot check) Day 2, Attempt 9: Simon died by drowning (bring a door you imbecile) Day 2, Attempt 10: Seamus killed by an Iron Golem (helped towards demise by Steven) Day 2, Attempt 11: Sidney killed by a Zombie Day 2, Attempt 12 (Mesa Spawn): Tobias killed by Mart (Fistycuffs), Jacky killed by Cave Spider, Mart killed by Nathan (Fistycuffs) Day 2, Attempt 13: Tristen killed by Wither Skeleton (Entered the Nether alone) Day 2, Attempt 14: Steven killed by Gravity (Cast down by Nathan) Day 2, Attempt 15: Steven killed by Ben (Justfied) (Below are kills featured in the montage, sans the deaths from the "running" segments, there are 17 kills for 14 attempts here, so assumed that 3 kills share an attempt) Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Iron Golem Unknown Attempt: Man349 murdered by Steven Unknown Attempt: Sidney fell into Desert Temple TNT trap, this also killed Mart Unknown Attempt: Sidney killed by Creeper Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Creeper Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Gravity Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Bees/Gravity Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Zombie Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by Enderman Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Warden Unknown Attempt: Seamus killed by Gravity Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Mart (mitigated by Cave Spider poison) Unknown Attempt: Jacky killed by Cave Spider Unknown Attempt: Wereweonly1234 killed by Cave Spider Day 4, Attempt 29: Nick's Parrot killed by Lava Day 4, Attempt 29: Sidney pressed the CLEARLY OVERT BUTTON which killed Tristen (Steven gets the kill)

This better be a 2 hour montage of screaming and pain

Martin really looked at minecraft hardcore and went: "what if i added 12 more potential points of failure to this"

voicechat mod is genuinely the best mod, sometimes i’ll be building something and hear a faint scream from my friend running from mobs and it gets louder and louder then i just see him running for his life screaming his head off 😂

27:03 to 28:27 is potentially the greatest sequence of events i've ever seen in a video, and the narration only makes it funnier

It really is a testament to you guys' endless well of patience that you didn't just tie Tristan to a tree and then take turns ritually flailing him to death with leather belts for all his numerous transgressions.

You have to admire the massive amount of restraint martin had to exercise in order to keep himself from banning/immediately murdering Steve and Tristan after they sabotaged several runs

10:07 "There he is. It's Martin." just kills me, lmao, that line was beautifully delivered

27:40 The crescendo nerve wracking scene here. Pure chaos in classic art form.

This frog man sure knows how to make a fantastic storyline

RIP to attempts 14 & 29. Two almost-complete runs full of so much potential and promise, only to be cruelly cut short by trollish shenanigans.

STEVENS NAME SAYS "GREAR" 20:02 That's why martin didn't what it on screen

That ending with the portal to the skyblock map is showing the first stage of grief: denial. Dying during the fight fucked Martin up so bad he made up a story to explain how it didn’t happen.

5 months for 34 minutes of Martin is SO fucking worth it. I can quit whenever I would like, I’m not addicted, I JUST WANT ONE MORE

Everyone else: Can we please go 17 minutes without a death? Tristan and Stephen: You guys wanna see us butt-chug rubbing alcohol?

I've only just discovered your yt channel from your "skyblock" video and I have to say, I REALLY enjoy the way of editing that you do. It's something I've never seen before. It's hard to explain in words what I enjoy about it so much but you've defs got a sub from me mate. I look forward to seeing more of your older videos, as well as new ones. :)