I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

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Published 2021-03-18

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All Comments (21)

@reformed1trick739 3 years ago

Every time Markiplier claims he's "not a masochist" it's immediately followed by him getting hurt somehow
@jippo91 3 years ago

Markiplier "i'm not a masochist" Also markiplier "i need a woman who can crush my head between her thighs, it's not sexual it's a power thing"
@LowQualityPillow 9 months ago

mark: “ im not a masochist” also mark: “ow this whip hurts real bad” whips himself again
@clutch_zone72 1 year ago

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark, mere seconds later: Bonks mannequin head on head
@katiaeisel5005 2 years ago

"Don't try this at home" is trying it at home "Be careful" hits himself with the tactical whip
@saltytooth4u 2 years ago

this feels like mark kidnapped us and is showing us how not to get kidnapped next time but he's not very experienced
@deviantasmr9481 11 months ago

mark genuinely thinking that the rape whistle is to.. defean an assaultent instead of alert others is honestly peak comedy.
@frozenmanfromtheunknown9313 11 months ago

Markiplier was ADHD mode throughout the whole video, this video made me laugh more than I ever did in my life
@grantman5148 3 years ago

I also like how Markiplier is actively trying to replace the one thing he truly lost, not unus annus, not even Ethan, his dearly beloved tactical shovel...
@mihneazarojanu5761 3 years ago

Wait, so I'm confused. Am I supposed to buy one of these items to defend myself, or am I supposed to call Markiplier when a threat arises? Does he come with a self-defense item included, or should I have one on me? And when Markiplier attacks me, do I call Markiplier to protect me from Markiplier? I have so many questions.
@hina-chan1721 8 months ago

I love watching mark struggling to put together a dummy and realizing he went to college for engineering.
@FireForgedTitanium 11 months ago

Imagine trying to attack Markiplier and he just pulls out a whip and starts smacking you to death lol
@ethanhunter1567 3 years ago

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: "Tactical whip."
@bobthet-rex2718 3 years ago

"I'm not a masochist" "oh that looks like it hurts." Proceeds to hit himself.
@anni6572 8 months ago

Honestly is someone pulled out a collapsible staff when squaring up I’d be terrified
@graysonallen-vtuber 1 year ago

Mark going through the 5 stages of grief while trying to build Steve is such a mood.
@reinspartan 3 years ago

Mark: “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him” Steve: Is rubber
@jojol.2630 3 years ago

I keep remembering Sean saying about mark “I can’t tell if he’s a genius or an idiot”
@Moonlight_storys 1 year ago

17:18 those alarms are actually really great for when you’re walking alone and you need to get attention really quickly if you’re an emergency situation
@epgchannel 5 months ago

2:14 “DYSLEXIA OVERLOAD” Me, bursting out laughing in the corner of the room.