The Fanfic That Broke Me *Beautiful Disaster*

“you’re toxic and it would just be better if you admitted it and blamed your father” deserves to be on a t shirt

“sorry about your sweater pigeon” has the same evil energy as “are you lost babygirl”

“you’re crying to AFTER?!?! …i hope someone kills you” dylan is so real 24:14

‘His only downfall is that he’s not a toxic man’ the most true thing Dylan had ever said

I truly think Dylan and Cole are taking these projects to as a bet with one another. Like who can be in the cringiest teen fiction work ever????

No matter how hard I try I just can’t take either of the Sprouse twins seriously as “bad boy” type characters. I just always start laughing💀

- He grabbed my... - Breast? - No, lower. - Oooh... Dylan: - Kneecap. I AM CRYING in the middle of my office thank you

the fact that dylan asked a thousand times if certain actors were in After but completely missed the one who actually was in 32:50 is killing me

Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'

I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory

“Well I know she’s not going to college for creative writing, because tha is the worst goodbye message I have ever read” THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣😩

Imagine the pain Dylan would be if he just watched "through my window" stuff. Plus it's a trilogy, and we all know that Dylan LOVES fanfic trilogies

20:55 Fun fact: the car scene was all improvised by the actors. I can't believe the funniest scene wasn't even on the script 💀

I don't think I've seen Dylan have this bad of a mental break since the absolute garbage fire that was He's All That

iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies

The way you can tell a movie is leaching Dylan’s sanity by the pitch of his voice 😂

43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED

"i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

As someone who read the book when i was 13 I DID NOT REMEMBER THE PIGEON PART As soon as he called her that i ran to the book to check cause i couldn’t accept that i “swooned” over a man who uses pigeon as a nickname…i was a very different person back then😂

This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!