The Ultimate Cold Opens - Voted by You! | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Published 2023-05-20
It's time to crown... the ultimate cold open/genius 😎

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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.

Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.

Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.

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All Comments (21)
  • @VersedFlame
    The full bullpen is honestly my personal top 1, it's just so good and Holt's reaction was so unexpected the first time and so wholesome the rest of times I've seen it.
  • @AlbertaGeek
    Very disappointed the Holt-hula-hoop-"no one will ever believe you" cold open didn't make a top one. Totes my fave.
  • I just realised for #4, Holt uses his tell (contraction) He says, "I don't have you Peralta" which is a lie and hence the don't. Great foreshadowing by writers
  • @Bubaiel
    Let’s be honest we all knew what the #1 spot was gonna be 😂
  • @324whatnot
    I also love the one when Holt comes in with red hat on, looking like a Paddington bear 😂 “I tried something and it didn ´t work!” 😆
  • @josemaria8177
    You can reupload all of these cold opens a million of times, we'd still watch them. Still laugh out loud funny after all this time
  • @ma133ha_99
    I will always stand by the cold opening of the squad talking about the oldest person they arrested but Charles thought they were on about something else 😂 Main reason i love it is because they keep Andy Sambergs real laugh which is a great treasure
  • @robwinder4218
    The Backstreet Boys bit alone puts this show in the running for greatest sitcom of all time.
  • I love the podium prank "You're crazy! How did you pull this off?" That line goes through my head daily.
  • @Chiwalker
    What I always love about the Oldest Person Bag is that Charles managed to disgust even Scully, which I didn't think was even possible!
  • I love everyone’s faces when the elevator opens up in #9 and they think this is going to end horribly wrong.😂😂😂 Also, the camera zooming in on Jake and Charles’s faces during the Diane Wiest joke really put it over the top.😂😂😂
  • @Jovian999
    I'm a little surprised we aren't making a bigger deal about #7. it was the first time Holt broke through "mildly pleased" into true exuberance and it was a huge shock.
  • my favorite will always be moving Holt’s podium. his pure joy at the prank is so wholesome and it’s the most emotion he’s ever shown
  • @Janesomeone
    Number one is flawless and will forever reign as champion of cold opens. 🎊
  • @nikilee50
    Still can't get over how the entire bullpen cold open was a conversation of only words that start with B. It's amazing
  • @EvaFull
    “I want it that way” is probably the funniest opening in the history of television. Can’t think of a “single way” to argue against it.
  • @HeyRamy
    „Show your father some respect!“ by Terry is one of the best deliveries ever
  • Top 2 is well deserved. I can't say the same thing for the 3 spot i think Hitchcock drank his own goldfish should be up there
  • @GoJo-CC
    “Wait, where are my eggs?” “In my belly!” 😂😂😂
  • @The-Jai-5328
    My favourite still is hitchcock drinking his own fish. That moment had me laughing for 5 minutes straight