The Night Before Critmas

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 0:10 Travis’s thing only works for CR 2:30 Intro sequence 3:30 Episode Starts 6:05 Elf momma down 6:35 Taliesin’s character intro 7:05 Travis’s character intro 7:40 Matt’s character intro 8:15 Sam’s character intro 8:50 Marisha’s character intro 9:40 Julie’s character intro 10:30 Ashley’s character intro 12:25 Bixby Quimblerump 13:55 Don’t tease us with action figures unless they’re in the store 18:40 You and your fingers 21:35 Unrecognizable Caleb 24:50 Santa Claus intro 27:15 Kids these days 28:15 Fake yous 29:45 All of the other reindeer 32:05 First map 36:20 Battle begins 40:45 Recognize the alpha 46:50 Fighting gloves 49:05 Marisha fights to maintain the accent 53:00 Wrath of the craftsman 57:00 Yippee!!! 1:10:50 Matt and Marisha talk about the war on Christmas 1:15:30 A gift worse than death 1:22:55 Taliesin finds the joy of being a rogue 1:23:20 HWYLTDT (also Taliesin… really? Always?) 1:24:50 Sam checks the Blitzens 1:27:00 Travis gets some epic loot 1:33:25 Usurping Santa 1:37:15 Hazing the new girl 1:42:35 On Blitzens 1:48:10 The other holiday worlds are a lot less fun 1:49:55 Sam’s whine is getting worse 1:51:45 Break Starts 2:01:50 Break Ends 2:08:00 One day I want to see Travis on a Wheaties box 2:11:20 Matt’s kill count 2:18:55 Technically they both lifted different sacks 2:22:50 The religion of elves is confusing 2:32:40 Half a pot of gold 2:35:15 Marisha is caught in the crossfire 2:40:35 Shout out to The Man himself 2:46:25 Matt is a very naught elf 2:56:30 Travis is the most badass 2:58:10 A legally distinct big bad 2:59:45 The map is down 3:01:30 Battle begins 3:05:00 Julie’s spiritual weapon 3:10:40 Marisha’s spiritual weapon 3:12:55 The dead are tolled 3:21:00 HWYLTDT 3:40:55 Sam is crowning 3:42:25 The king is here 4:03:40 Let’s go save Christmas 4:05:45 Butt Up is definitely Dreamworks 4:08:35 D&D is fun 4:09:00 Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal 4:15:05 HWYLTDT 4:17:20 Recognize that fire graphic. That’s production value 4:24:55 PvP 4:26:00 You fool 4:31:35The rebellion was kinda justified 4:34:10 Matt Earther 4:36:40The legend of Chutney 4:38:10 Episode Ends Live viewership of this episode on Twitch peaked around 14,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 24th of December. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it tomorrow yet, I guess?

Laura: "So, how'd the game go?" Travis: "I tried to kill Santa."

"You built the Caleb but forgot the crippling guilt"

Who else is here in the year of 2021 because of Travis Willingham being the biggest troll in CR history?

travis playing old people is literally my favorite thing ever.

“You built the Caleb, but you left out the crippling guilt, so he’s barely recognizable.”

matt looks like he's gonna sell you drugs behind the macy's and skateboard away when he hears police sirens

Everyone is making new characters and Travis is giving us a reason to relive the greats hahaha

I love the implication that Klaus was just murdering people without Santa’s knowledge.

Kid: "Dad, why do I always get a wooden toy every Christmas?" Dad: "Because if you don't get one, Chutney will come and take your hands"

Me: Watching old one shots to escape the crazy times we’re in Liam, immediately: “Everyone has the flu and is incredibly sick!”

Fuck I get it now! Travis is going to keep using one-shot characters to force me to watch all the one-shots! Genius!

Quick reminder to add more fuel to the fire: according to Narrative Telephone, Chutney did in fact get sent to Exandria (specifically Nicodranas) after the events of this one shot.

"I haven't thrown down since 1756!" Fun fact, 1756 was the beginning of the Seven Years' War. Which implies Chutney likely fought against either the British colonial militia, the Swedish Royal Army, or the Russian Imperial Army. Possibly all three.

"You built a Caleb but you left out the crippling guilt." Amazing, A*, give this man a frickin' trophy.

15:12 "The Grog that you made only has half a beard." Liam reliving his greatest hits.

Travis stabbing Santa is one of the funniest player decisions in CR history

Marisha: why do none of us play a fighter ever Percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo III: looks at the camera like the office

To me the funniest part is the fact that Matt looks like a goth kid in the most uncomfortable christmas attire ever.

I'm so excited to see "Chetney" causing as much chaos as possible.