WHITE VS BLACK CHILDREN IN GROCERY STORE | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

I was called Monster Mother by my friends. Once, I told my toddler daughter that we would get an Icee if she was good at the grocery. Halfway through she threw a huge tantrum. I took her and the cart to the front, apologized and left the cart (with my food choices) with a sacker and we left. I got myself an Icee and had her watch as I ate it. When she asked why didn't she get one, I said she misbehaved and embarrassed me. She never did that again.

😂😂😂 My mum just turned 97. She was 40 when she had me. The way I was raised, I didn’t even know that ‘asking’ for things in the grocery store was an option. There was a list and that was it. If it wasn’t on the list, it didn’t get bought. I was never allowed to push the trolley, but I had to keep one hand on the handle of the trolley AT ALL TIMES - and I had to stay on the side of the trolley farthest from the shelves. If I so much as accidentally brushed up against a shelved item, god help me! 😂😂 We had a big old ‘70s car with bench seats and if you messed up in the car, my 5’2” mother could do the swivel in the front seat and slap your legs even if you were scrunched up in the farthest corner of the back. I swear she had Inspector Gadget arms! ❤😂😂😂

I knew the rules before we even went to the store. "Don't ask for sh*t and stay where I can see you"

My mom said don’t look at nothing don’t ask for nothing don’t touch nothing 😂

All he had to say was "let me tell ya lil ass somethin" and I KNEW the WHOLE rest of the speech

That momma conversation is real 😂😂😂

My momma did the swivel seat while the car was still moving....that's how you know how serious she was 😂😂

All my momma had to was cut her eyes and you froze wishing at that moment for a sink hole😳😂😂

You know what? You are absolutely right. One time I was waiting for a table to come open at a restaurant and a black woman came in with her three stepstair children, I think the oldest was about 10. She said to the oldest one, I need to go to the ladies room. When I get back, if you children are acting up, I'm going to start with you and work my way down. I tell you, those were the most well behaved children lol.

Oooh weee, he ain’t EVEN lying! I’m (63) and still get flashbacks when I’m in a grocery store and watch kids with their parents. My Ma is in her grave and she STILL doesn’t play! 😂😂😂

😂😂😂the conversation is soooooooo true. I lost the basket responsibility. I tore up my Moms heels. 😂😂😂

"They don't give a fuckboutchu." 🤣 "The lighter hue." 🤣🤣 "Travis." 🤣🤣🤣 Killing up there on that stage!

Hilarious! I'm white and my parents raised us right. We had those kinds of talks on a regular basis.😂

As good Grampa Witherspoon once said: "I hate to see a child go unbeaten." 😂

Hitting her heels...😂😂😂 That's a throwback

WHEN he said his lips were moving like he was a ventriloquist when his mom was talking 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

My kids never even attempted to ask for anything at the store. We're Hispanic. LOL. Brought back so many memories! 😅

Hispanic mom of five here. My grown kids think I was too strict, but this was how I taught them. I made them wear clean and neat clothes out because that’s just what you do! We would also take necessary trips to the bathroom if they acted up while we were out. They all turned out pretty well!

I was in IHOP 1 time & Becky called little Wyatt out exactly 23 times 😂😂😂😂

My mother was the same. Nearly verbatim 😂 I remember one time we went to the dollar store, she said "Go grab that 5 pack of wooden spoons real quick." I went and got them of course. I asked her later in the car if she was planning on making a bunch of soup or something to find out why she needed the 5 pack. She said, with the dead eyes mom look, she had broken her last one on my sister's ass the other day and needed to restock. She added it was gonna be a rough week for us both if we didn't straighten our shit out and tighten up! 😂