Man Swallowed by Humpback Whale Was 1 in a Trillion
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Published 2021-06-15
All Comments (21)
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The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he’s OK.
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Her: I bet he's out there cheating on me. Him: Literally inside a whale.
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So his doctor didn’t believe him because he had no broken bones or tissue damage. But how many other whale swallowing accidents has he seen?
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The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.
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Pinocchio and Jonah: "first time?"
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Imagine him reading Pinnochio to his grandchildren and at the end he says: “You know, I was also swallowed by a whale one day!” 😂
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911: what is your emergency caller: a man just got swallowed by a humpback whale 911: hahaha, ive had enough of the prank calls today buddy, *hangs up on the caller
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The whale’s experience is the definition of finding a bone in a chicken tender. The Whale: 👁👄👁 ”What the flip is in my mouth?”
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News reporter: he had no injuries Man: is limping
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Imagine if the whale was huge enough to swallow him and inside he found a whole tribe of people
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Headline: Man swallowed by whale was 1 in a trillion. Jonah: I’d like a word.
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"One in a trillion...according to ONE expert." Welcome to journalism in 2021, folks!
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The whale was only trying to talk about his cars extended warranty
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Whale be like: "Yo, what kind of krill is this? Its 6 ft long."
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Him: swimming Whale: Giant shrimp? Him: No no no no no Whale: it talks too? Whale's Mom: John... Spit that human out
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1st Whale: "So another human was hiding out in our foods today." 2nd Whale: "Oh my gosh! I think they do it on purpose! Probably one of their weird kinky things they do." 1st Whale: "It actually got in my mouth this time! I knew right away because it tasted awful and I spit it out right away." 🐳😣
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Dude should play the lottery. Or we should just give him the lottery.
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As if a trillion people put themselves anywhere near something like that
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The whale couldn’t stand the taste of whiskey and cigarettes, so he spat him out.
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"yuck this food doesnt taste good and hairy i better spit it out" ~the whale