Beating Elden Ring at "LEVEL 1" because I only simp for Ranni

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Other women: Expects YOU to give THEM a ring. Ranni: GIVES you a legendary blade of Lunar power with which to slay the gods themselves, before ascending to divinity so you can have your honeymoon on the LITERAL moon.

"We need a weapon worthy of Ranni's feet" and then changing to fate. chef's kiss beautiful.

I love the fact that you can actually beat the Elden Beast without leveling up because it means that canonically, any average Tarnished with Grace could just kill God if they could find a way to reach it. I mean think about it, you aren't personally any more powerful than your average Tarnished, you just have a good weapon that you got by defeating this one skeleton-bird-thing you can just stumble across. You aren't a godlike Sorcery wielder spamming Comet Azur, you're just a really determined simp.

Bro really went through 8 gates of hell just for internet video game waifu... I respect the hell out of it

The fact that fromsoft made it possible to just say “nah” to one of the most important characters for gameplay and story which makes it impossible to level up, use spirit ashes, or have a horse is one of the many awesome things about this game. You can play it however you want

Ranni- “I must thank torrent for his part.” SimpChad- “who tf is that”

24:22 the fact that you can see that FP has been used makes it even more haunting

Funnily enough this is the only way Melina survives as far as I know without triggering The Lord of frenzied flame ending.

"We need a weapon worthy of Ranni's feet" Me: "What?" rubs eyes and looks again "We need a weapon worthy of Ranni's fate" Me: "Hmmm... I'm gonna rewind it to make sure." Me again: "That son of a bitch, he changed it." For anyone who wants to know: 9:30

"Take the teleporter to Detroit, and avoid the black guy" "Wait" absolutely lost it 😂😂😂

0:19 Something about Alexander folding his arms while the music is playing and showing his name in this opening seems satisfying

"...and the bad guys" Shows her brother, her mother, her father´s former husband and finally what was left of her father.

Them: "You can't simp that hard" This guy: "You just watch"

I Can't believe I watched 53 minutes straight without no skipping. This is so addicting. Very Good Job!!

Bro took “you are maidenless” personal

No weapon is worthy of Rannis feet

"We need a weapon worthy of Ranni's feet." blinks "We need a weapon worthy of Ranni's fate!"

"And the bad guys" Includes your mother in law. Sounds about right.

You have my respect, only a man truly dedicated to his waifu could accomplish such a crazy task.