Why Tamatoa is My Favorite Character Ever (1.22 Million Subscriber Special)

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Published 2021-08-06
Schaff says a lot of things about the giant fictional crab from Moana. Thanks for subscribing!

00:00 Storybook Opening
02:32 Call to Adventure
06:49 What the? SaltyDKDan?
07:47 Part 1: The History of Tamatoa (and Also Ron and John)
12:38 On to the next Goth Patty person!
13:34 Emirichu’s Castle
14:14 Part 2: MY History with Tamatoa
19:46 Where do I even go next
20:23 Macro’s Gamer Pad
20:50 Part 3: The Death of Disney Villain Songs
25:15 Learn the Goth Pattycake/Patrick’s Chicanery
27:10 The Trading Quest
32:11 Sideways’ Music Room
32:41 Part 4: Why Shiny Works Musically
38:21 One Villainous Scene
39:12 Hey all!
39:56 The House of Shelby
40:24 Part 5: Why Shiny Works Visually
47:36 TierZoo’s Tree
48:12 Illy’s Castle
48:39 24 Frames of Nick? From the YouTube channel 24 Frames of Nick?
49:16 Part 6: Why Tamatoa Works Thematically
57:30 Tamatoa-Related Depression
59:38 The Truth is Revealed
1:03:00 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
1:05:49 Down with Oscar, up with Tamatoa
1:09:18 I’ve come to make an announcement
1:10:29 All hail Tamatoa!
1:12:53 I NEED IT SHINY
1:15:46 We did it!
1:17:13 Conclusion: I like Tamatoa
1:19:33 Credits!
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Directed by Schaffrillas Productions
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Script by Schaffrillas

Story by Schaffrillas and Pappy G
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Edited by

Goop Videos - Animated scenes (youtube.com/user/TheGoopvideos)
Schaffrillas - Live-Action scenes
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Analysis portions edited by

Shooting Films (youtube.com/user/TheSonicAndMario100)
Pappy G (   / @pappyg3187  )
Goop Videos (youtube.com/user/TheGoopvideos)
VillagerBoy527 (   / @villagerwolf527  )
Jalisa Weschen (   / @lavenderwhale  )
JK Doodles (   / channel  )
CGF-Movies (   / @cgfmovies  )
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Opening storybook scene by

Adie Valavanis (@lunchmonger) (youtube.com/user/TheStarkids123)
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Tamatoa attacking scene by

HourofPoop (   / @hourofpoop  )
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Tamatoa CD-i claws by

Jimmy Davis (   / @jimmydpooper  )
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“I Need it Shiny” cover by

Elsie Lovelock - vocals (youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin)

Schaffrillas - lyrics

Francesca Arco - additional help

Chiwikawai - instrumental (   • Shrek 2 - Holding Out For A Hero (ins...  )
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Shrek Theme Violin Cover by

Furyxx Violin (   • SHREK - Fairytale (Intro theme) - Cov...  )
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Starring

James Phyrillas as Schaffrillas

Patrick Phyrillas as Pappy G

William Boas as SpaceTree Studios (youtube.com/user/SpaceTree88)

Chris Schaffer as SpaceChris7 (youtube.com/user/spacechris7)
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Featuring (in order of appearance)

SaltyDKDan
Emirichu
Macro
YourMovieSucksDOTorg
I Hate Everything
Ralphthemoviemaker
Saberspark
RamZaes
Akfamilyhome
Sophia Phan
Beta64
Karsten Runquist
AniMat
Ana Isabel
Sarah Z
Johnny 2 Cellos
ToonrificTariq
Jamezietocool
Cosmonaut Marcus
Big Joel
Seamus Gorman
RebelTaxi
Bobdunga
Xiran Jay Zhao
Editing is Everything
Razbuten
Jimmy Davis
Caddicarus
Uncle Al
CrystAAHHL
ColeyDoesThings
Anthpo
Sideways
Nando v Movies
Scott the Woz
Girlfriend Reviews
TierZoo
Illymation
24 Frames of Nick

Newscaster voiced by Goop Videos

Mr. Bamason
VillagerBoy527
Citizen HAL
Shooting Films
C1em
Mordo
DepressedLuigi92
CGF-Movies
TheSteamLord
Goop Videos
Jalisa Weschen

And everyone who submitted a Twitter video!

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Shrektastic $20 Patrons
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Esteemed $10 Patrons
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Nessie
RoscoesDad
Soloco
Suarez
The rEactor
TheThomas5252
Turboslut
Vellum Tony
Vintage

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Special thanks to

Goop Videos
Pappy G
Chris Schaffer
William Boas
Jalisa Weschen
Mordo
Jonathan Goldenziel
Ron Clements and John Musker
Jemaine Clement
Everyone who wouldn’t stop messaging me to make this video for the past three years
And viewers like you. Thank you.

All Comments (21)
  • @beankaty2651
    cheemsecake recipe: Crust: Ingredients 9-12 graham crackers/ 100g digestive biscuits 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 5-6 tablespoons melted butter Preheat your oven to 350F/180C In a food processor, combine graham crackers, sugar, and cinnamon. Pulse until it’s a fine crumb. Add the butter and pulse until it looks like wet sand. Grease the bottom and sides of your springform pan, cover the sides in an even rectangle of parchment paper, there will be a slight overhang and that’s okay. Press crumb mixture into a 9 inch closed springform pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool to room temperature. Filling: 2lbs/ .9 kg softened cream cheese 1 cup/ 200g sugar 5 eggs, room temperature 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup/ 120g sour cream or yogurt 1/4 cup/ 60ml heavy cream 1 tablespoon lemon juice Preheat your oven to 400F/ 205C In a bowl of a stand mixer combine the cream cheese and sugar on medium speed. Mix together until light and fluffy, about 3-5 minutes. Water bath! While the cream cheese is mixing prepare your water bath. Wrap the outside of your springform pan tightly in tinfoil, using multiple layers. So no water can seep through. Find a pan big enough for your springform to fit and have room for water to come up the sides. Boil enough water for water to come 2 inches up the sides of the springform. Filling! When the cream cheese and sugar are light and fluffy add the eggs one at a time. On low speed mix well after each egg. At this point be sure to scrape down the sides of the bowl and DO NOT OVERMIX! Add the heavy cream, sour cream, vanilla, and lemon and mix until just combined. Pour your batter into your prepared springform pan. Put into water bath pan and place in the oven. Carefully pour in the boiling water until it comes 2 inches up the sides of your springform. Bake at 400F/205C for 13 minutes, then reduce without opening the oven door to 230F/ 110C. Bake for another 1 hour to 70 minutes. Do not open the oven door during baking. To tell if your cheesecake is done, quickly and carefully give it a slight jiggle. If it slightly jiggles in a 2-3 inch circle in the middle, it’s done. The edges will be slightly puffed up. If the cheesecake shows any cracks immediately move on to cooling. Cooling: Once your cheesecake is done, turn off the oven and slightly prop the oven door open, preferably with an oven mitt or two. Leave in propped oven for at least an hour. Then leave the cheesecake at room temp until it’s cool. Cover with plastic wrap and let set in the fridge overnight. Remove the sides of the pan, peel off the parchment paper, serve, and enjoy!
  • @dustyGkicks
    I never took Schaff for one of those youtubers that manipulate his audience but this man is really out here trying to convince people that Ohio exists
  • For anyone wondering, Patrick ( 4:10 ) and Chris ( 1:06:00 ) unfortunately passed as a result of a car crash, which has also left James in critical conditions.
  • I decided to rewatch this masterpiece in order to pay tribute to both Chris Schaffer and Patrick Phyrrillas. Rest in peace, Chris Schaffer and Patrick Phyrrillas. I'm sorry for not acknowledging, appreciating and praising both of you as much as I have praised James.
  • @doctorkong3065
    I admire your passion for an animated giant crab that appeared in one kids movie for like 10 minutes.
  • @IAmHappyTacos
    Honestly it hurts that i just watched this earlier today while being completely oblivious to what was going. Rest in peace Patrick and Chris. It honestly goes to show that schaffrillas wasnt just jame's channel but also a channel he made with the people he cared about most. Prayers to all their loved ones and also to James. I hope he recovers well too.
  • My favorite part about Tomatoa is the fact that his "shinyness" isn't just his style, but rather a biological adaptation that makes it easier to get food, because fish are attracted to the shiny nature of Tomatoa's back, and gives him a free meal.
  • "oh cool it's Schaffrillas telling us why he loves Tamatoa" *looks that it's an hour and a half long dear lord
  • @PotatoCat21
    Many people are coming back to this video because of what recently happened. These men poured their souls and hearts out to create what they wanted to create. They were so charismatic and just fun to watch. For once in my many rewatches of this video I didn't even crack a smile at the cheesecake recipe that always gets me. My condolences to the Schaffgang and their friends and families. Rest in peace, Chris and Patrick.
  • Funny thing, whenever I rewatch Moana, I find it jarring Tomatoa’s actual voice, because I’ve been watching for so long, that I associate your voice more with him than his actual voice.
  • @iriptide2499
    “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time” Schaff: False. Incorrect. Edit: This video will go down as the greatest 1.22 Million subscriber special of all time
  • @BugsyFoga
    Now this is definitely going to be Schaff’s Magnum Opus , one in which I had the opportunity to appear in , there I am . 1:11:10
  • @minarina9926
    I don't think I can watch this the same way again. It's just too devastating of news to take in at once. Rest in peace Patrick and Chris. You both were a great brother and a great friend to James. Hoping that James recovers safely as well.
  • @bobsbrain397
    For anyone unaware, James is now home but still in a lot of pain physically and emotionally, everyone please respect his decision to take time for himself🖤🖤🖤
  • @razbuten
    I can't believe you only got me a 7.5 graded Zelda 2.
  • @maykechi7752
    Fun Fact: The minimum length for a feature length film is eighty minutes according to the Screen Actor's Guild. This is literally Schaffrillas: the Movie.
  • Rest in Peace Patrick: The somebody that saved us from a nobody And Chris: The multiversal hero who will live in our hearts