When You Talk Trash And It Actually Works

So I’ve actually had this video finished for almost a week now but I wanted to pay my respects to the great Kobe Bryant before uploading this one. So for the first time since Trap Sax was in full effect, we got back to back uploads. Enjoy brothers! And stick around until the end to hear possibly the most disrespectful Michael Jordan story of all time....it gets wild.

As they say, good offense beats good defense. When Arenas was amazing almost no one could stop him. So underrated

"Joel Embiid scored 31 points.." Oh ok for sure. still a good ga- "IN THE FIRST HALF." aaaye you got me. lol

“stop it, get some help“ always gets me 🤣😉🤣

Me: “Jxmy has BACK-TO-BACKS?” Jxmy: “Number one: it’s a legend we’re talking about here. Number two: You know I got a chart for that.”

Once told a guy he couldn’t guard me. It was true because I didn’t leave the bench

Reggie Theus: No rookie can take my spot Jordan: and i took that personally

8:15 blake just casually dropping 50

Reggie Theus: No one can be a rookie and score on me like that MJ: I'm about to end this man's whole career, LITERALLY.

Jxmy doesn’t put a chart in the video Wait that’s illegal

The thing that made Kobe so inspirational was that he was never as strong or as fast as Jordan, didn’t have Jordan’s vertical, or his Kawhi-like hands, but through sheer force of will and unrivaled discipline, still became the closest thing to Jordan we’ve seen yet. He became great, not because of his physical talents, but because he was simply willing to work harder than anybody else.

“BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED” -Gilbert Arenas Still Lost the game by a blow-out 😂 Gilbert, win the Game bro. Still respect bro ✊

feels like just yesterday kobe was jumping over cars and pools full of snakes 😢

2 things: 1. Kobe dropped 39 on Arenas the night he predicted he'd score 35. Just throwing that out there. 2. Way to break my heart by teasing me with 5 seconds of that sweet jazzy sax again.

Defensively: he doesn't play defense... Joel Savage😂

"Defensively, he doesn't play defense" Lakers fans can agree LMAO

14:43 So, picture this. I'm wheelchair-bound, but I can still use my arms; it's just my legs that don't work. In eighth grade PE, we were playing basketball. Our class got split up into like 6 or 8 teams of 5 people each and we played a tournament each day for the next two weeks. One of the games, we were playing against this kid who bugged the crap out of me. He would tease me and just say stupid shit to just about anyone. He was a pretty short kid and I have long arms so I figured I could guard him. I was on him the whole game. I also kept track of the stats because A) I'm a nerd, and B) it was the first time I had ever stood up (metaphorically) to an aggressor. His final stat line: 0 PTS, 1 AST, 6 TO My final stat line: 2 PTS, 5 AST, 6 STL It was just a dumb game that wasn't for any highschool team or anything, but it was great.

RIP BLACK MAMBA I will always yell “KOBE” after throwing up a shot. The legend WILL live on.

i'm 15 and a couple years ago i was playing in my league and this kid was guarding me, i told him, "see that kid to my right? i'm going to pass to him and then drive down th lane for a lay-up, and you can't stop me". i did exactly that.

I'm obese and not very fast, so in pickup when I got the ball at the 3 point line, the guy sagged off. I said "you just gonna let me shoot? okay" and drained a 3. Then drained 3 more from the exact same spot on the next 3 possessions. I also had a couple great blocks that game, and one of the younger guys started calling me "kareem." IDK about all that, but it still felt great.