Scratch Stock Disco

I'll be honest, I don't know who does these stock audio things for Scratch, but big thanks to him/her/them!

Uuuuh... Let's make up a story for it:
Our hero hears of an evil monster lurking in the lands, so he or she sets out to kill it. Our hero stumbles across two gangs in the middle of a hip-hop battle, playing their funkiest beats and also beatboxing. Why? I dunno. Then the hero enters a medieval garden filled with guitar-playing bards singing stories of... probably something tragic, like running out of cookies. Then there are two rock bands outside the garden in the first ever drum fight! They exchange cool rhythms for the drumming prize. Why? I dunno. Then the hero must go into a cave, go through a jungle and go through the fancy mansion of a tuba-playing egg-loving lord. Why? I dunno. Then, as the intense (maybe) techno music starts playing, the beast is slain and the hero returns home to hear the celebratory xylophones they always play on such occasions.

The end...

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(It's really not...)