undisputed (ft m and m)

new single guys. this was supposed to be for color wars but it got the axe. also for those who didn't know i wrote a rap song for colorwars a little while ago. you can find it in the project on the @TeamMeme account. it plays when you finish the game.

thanks m and m for the beat.

lyrics:
i’m the best rapper, rapper
yet to find another rapper that surpasses or equals my finite level of dapper
couldn’t spit lines any faster yet somehow managed to so robotic ha ha ha laughter
like the more i troll as a joke you get even madder
like an exponential graph where
y equals x to the 2 square
i’m crazy but you put me to a bar like i’m supposed to care
or respect you calling your peach fuzz facial hair
while i’m some kind of like dog. cause dog’s have shaggy hair
and you can yell, but i mean, they kinda just don’t care.
i situation where i give a -- has become oh so quite rare
call me oil because guess what i’m black gold
texas tea. next month i doubt you’ll remember me
and there’s no chance for the vice versa
why even finish writing the verse uh
well i can make these next four weeks slightly worse uh
week by week since like birth huh
what’s it worth to ya?

if tupac was alive and knew me
wonder if he’d like me or like prepare to sue me
fuming here i guess there’s no way to refute me dear
that’s a line a lot of noobs fail to hear
some kind of cherry picked freudian slip
let’s get this done fast and quick
compress me zip
you’re a fool if you think i still give a --
it’s hard to keep a rhyme flow
when your edgy like me but gotta let those cusses go
living life at an all time low
heard from milo there’s a rap parade, meh maybe i'll go

like clicking that shift key
dan about that big -D
if you’re gonna come with me
know i don’t come quickly
my bedhead be painting the lily
but really i don’t give a fig leaf
bazuka g wanna start rap beef
o m g buy a 10 dollar peach
suck it like a leech
o m g holla call the police
mute dan please
but i’m rapping text to speech
bow and see my feet

...we're gonna have a problem here

-D