Bill Sprague Collection: Camera Magic

Published 2023-06-12
Camera Magic , a rarity from Castle Films when Eugene Castle was presumed to be in charge of operations. The Bill Sprague Collection tolerates no bad reviews or hate speech or generalized negativity. The Bill Sprague Collection acts as their own moderator to keep the ugly trolls of the internet from commenting on the material shared . People should not be making bad reviews , promoting any type of sick racism or hate speech. Offenders will be whisked off to the nearest urgent care center , shipped directly to psychiatry, an told to take anti psychotics, tranquilizers and sedatives, as well a very strong and sturdy case of laxatives resembling a strong enema. The doctors plan is to turn all of the internet trolls into somnambulists who leave a massive mess in their beds the next day. Needless to say it is strongly stressed that these trolls poop the bed and raise a stink so strong it attracts various insects and mice and rats and various other rodents,  Five skunks will stop by and say hello The skunks will spray their scent in 25 directions creating a horrible stink. It will be so bad that the neighbors will sue you for an untold amount of dollars, and you will be forced to bathe in tomato juice for 148 consecutive hours, You will be responsible for cleaning up your mess, replacing your mattress and filthy bedclothes. You will also be responsible for making good with the neighbors, this could mean paying them at least $500,000 each night that any problems occur. Or.... You can keep your filthy bullcrap between you and your psychiatrist that you meet at the urgent care center . The  absolutely nothing will happen . Just keep your filthy hate speech and racist speech and bad reviews out of the public forum . The Bill Sprague Collection thinks that this is an infinitesimal or very small favor to ask. That means not saying anything negative about the film or The Bill Sprague Collection in any other public forum on the entire internet.