1 Bad Jesus

About 1 Bad Jesus

I ♥️Apples & boiled eggs, summers in Gomorra & winters in Sodom, my kids Damien & Regan, forest orgies, playin my advocate, layin traps for troubadours and John Denver. To others I am a single fella writin n' livin in the City of (no) Angels who along with my loyal hound boxer the *Mighty THOR can be found most evenings frequenting taco trucks, listening to weeping strangers at nightclubs, prepping for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse🧟‍♂️ OR Cthulhu's Return👾 (both beautiful in their own unique way), regaling others to the genius of AXL ROSE and bending ears explaining how Snake Plisken, Langer's Pastrami on Rye, JC Penny Stafford V-Neck T-Shirts and Sir Christopher Lee are THEE greatest things since sliced bread.
Earn This.
Do Something Majestic.
Do The Right Thing.
ALWAYS Be Cool To Dogs.

(*NOT yoked out Aussie with flowing fabioesque mayne but canine boxer who tho' runt of litter in A GIANT IN SPIRIT! Miss you everyday babyboy)