Bagel Bites

About Bagel Bites

Propaganda Combatant for the IDF, Occupier, Weather Producer, Meme Economist, Physician of Verbal Arts, International Scapegoat, Least Favorite Child, MAGA Hoe

Summary:
Seasoned Jew with over a 1,000 years of experience being exiled from 109 countries, 239 jobs, and 28 high schools. Expert in strategic complaints, religious conflict, and shapeshifting. Skilled in both-legal and illegal settlements (pun intended). Proven track record of motivating rage and barbarism in Islamic, European and American territories. Looking forward to Judgement Day!

Skills:
- Younger than 35
- Jew Magic
- Short

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